Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Having not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.

Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.

"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.

Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?