I, Harry Potter, an innocent little fourth year, entered into a tournament I don't want to be in, end up in a very different game called seduction. My opponent? A Veela named Fleur Delacour. Come see me lose my patience, my innocence, and at least once, my lunch in the story of my fourth year. Warning: Lemons. (Revised—after learning I forgot to read it after editing one last time)