Tom always thought Alex working as a spy was cool. Now he realised his idea of espionage and reality were two completely different things. For Febuwhump prompt 18: Forced to watch
Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.
After a particularly bad mission, Alex gets drunk at a pub with Ben. When they get home, Ben realises exactly how much Alex hides behind his perfected mask. Aka, Alex gets drunk and has a deep talk with Ben. Pure Angst.
Complete Rewrite of My last story. Still Alex and Natasha. and Caphill.
Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.
This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.
Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.
Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.
Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.
(See, Heaven's got a plan for you.) One-shots in the Burn the Ships 'verse. / 9. Alex is used to being busy during the holidays, distracted from everything that he's lost. Forced to come face to face with his grief, he doesn't know how he's supposed to get closure for deaths years in the past – or if he even wants to. Luckily for him, he's not alone anymore.
Running a bar is no joke. There are bills to pay, clients to court, and employees to convince to stick around. It's especially hard when you're the only neutral territory in all of London. Then someone blows up the bar, and the owner is PISSED. Crossovers with Burn Notice and Person of Interest.
Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.
Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.
Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.
An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...
Prompt: Alex adopts a snow leopard that he names Snuggles. Absolutely nobody wants to snuggle that fucker except him. And maybe Nile.
When Alex's next mission to infiltrate and gather information from a local marshmallow factory goes wrong, he runs into a familiar face as he tries to make his escape. A standalone sequel to Cym's amazing Cloudy Mallows (or: Alex Rider and the Marshmallow Factory) on AO3!
One shot where Alex literally walks into nes office to paint it her favorite color and the Head of security thinks he's trying to kill her, again.
After Jack's death, Alex had little direction in his life. Paranoia and unease rule his life. He can trust no one—even when they pretend to have his best interests in mind. And, after nearly six months… it appears that things might finally be settling down. Yet, with Alex, peace is an impossibility—because someone is always looking for him.
Alex sometimes felt as though his life always followed the same pattern. Mission. Capture. Escape. Repeat. That if he were a cartoon character, at least once an episode he would be sprawled out on the floor with a lump protruding from the top of his head and stars dancing around him. This time was different. All he had were questions. He had to find the answers…
set 12 years after scorpia rising Alex never went to live with the pleasures after Jack died, instead he threw himself deeper into the spy world. Alex just finished recovering from a mission that went wrong when he gets told he is going to be a bodyguard for a mission under cover. Is there as much to this mission as Jones said or is there something else?