Vince has a Valentine's surprise for Howard, Howard has one for Vince, and somewhere in the mix Fossil and Bainbridge get up to some frisky business. Written for a Valentine's prompt on the BSH
Slightly difficult to summarise PWP. Howard loves to listen to Vince beg.
It's Howard's, ahem... 33rd birthday and Vince has a special surprise that's miles better than a bouncy castle. Fulfilling a "Vince in sexy lingerie" request from KittieHill.
Shamelessly badly written smut that I wrote last night! Ta-da! Except not graphic and rather short and fluffy. With no back story at all and very little character development... I am really not good at talking up my own stories, am I? Vince and Howard the morning after...
After a rampant night of partying, vince realiizes that theres only one person he ever wants to be around. My first fic ever, please be kind and constructive if you comment.
A Booshy take on the Cinderella story. I'll just apologise now. Sorry.
It's Valentine's Day, and Vince is struggling a bit with what to write in Howard's card.
This is actually a Surrealissimo fanfic, based on the characters played by Noel Fielding (Bauer) and Julian Barratt (Rosey) in the 2002 film 'Surrealissimo'. Hope it's ok to have it here.
We all know Howard and Vince kissed on the roof, but what happened after the party? Howard/Vince.
Pointless fluffy Howince slash because it's Valentine's Day and I'm super bored and super dateless. Enjoy!
Hip-to-hip action from Season 2 Howard and Vince where they're totally boyfriends. Slash and M-rated stuff, kids. Also my first ever smut! *hides behind hands*
NB: This is for my gorgeous, fantastic, amazing wifey, Emily! I can only apologise for its brevity but, then again, I believe it is the soul of wit. Not that this is funny. JUST FLUFFY HOWINCE AF. I'd also like to thank blonde Noel for helping me realise my life dreams. Oh yeah, and I stole this title from the Howard/accessories quote. Oops. That is all! Enjoy, my pretties!
Short Smiths-inspired Howince fic. They totally just played this on Radio 6 and I felt them vibes. Hope y'all enjoy this ham-handed one-shot, thanks :)
Vince and Howard have a small argument about relationships that leads to a little make-out session. I suck at summaries. Slash! Rated T for language.
Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
Vince is a senior in high school and is starting a new summer job at the zoo. He meets Howard moon, an older man, who is the head keeper. Becoming his best friend, he and Howard go on very wacky adventures together and always get stuck in some sticky situation.
Pure fluffy smut. Declarations are made on a bouncy, and Howard ticks another first off his list.
A little bit of pre-slash and tears. Vince has a nightmare about losing Howard.
It's a fairytale! When the King locks his beautiful daughter in a dragon-guarded tower, one man and his moustache believe they can save the princess and become the archetypal Prince Charming. However, there's a rather sharp surprise for Howard. When he reaches the tower, he finds all is not as it seems. Dragons, fairies, and Howince, what more could you want? (AU ... naturally.)
RPS - Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt - What's the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?
Noelian AU where Noel and Julian are about 17 and totally boyfriends. The title says it all really.
Depressed and lonely after Howard Moon leaves him, Old Gregg decides to commit suicide. He tries to hang himself, but Jesus has other plans. A romantic relationship quickly blossoms between the two. Slowly, Jesus is able to convince Old Gregg that he is a beautiful, wonderful, scaly man-fish who deserves love. But how long will this love last? And what will Howard's reaction be to?
Vince and Howard go on holiday in America, California to be exact, and have the time of their lives! Whether it's perusing a shopping mall, tackling Disneyland, or strutting down Hollywood Boulevard, these two will tackle it all! Collection of one shots over the course of their trip, established relationship Howince, lots of fluff and humor. Enjoy!
Daddy!kink smut. Vince accidentally lets slip of an embarrassing kink, with surprisingly brilliant results.
Noel/Julian
A confession. A secret. An accident. It all goes tits up for Howard and Vince.
After the kiss on the rooftop Vince enlists the help of the Plan Pony to try and get what he wants but it doesn't go according to plan. Short One-shot.
Secrets and mystery and confusion, that was Vince. Howard had just never really appreciated how deep that went. Vince had never realised that Howard would be that good in bed, or that he'd want more than to be friends with benefits... and yet... (I don't know where this came from or where it's going! But it's a grown up story. Not so much romance and sweetness here.)
Howard had never shared much with Vince about his schooling and childhood but when a letter arrives inviting Howard to a reunion will he reveal the secrets of his past? And will the new and blossoming relationship between he and Vince survive a night surrounded by the demons of Howard's past, and more? (Ooh that sounds trashy. And there's a violence warning on this one too. I know)
Crack written for April Fool's Day in which Old Gregg kidnaps Sam Winchester. Teen rating is mostly for language.