The characters of the 1996 Disney movie inform us why we don't talk about the Minister of Justice of Paris. A parody of the song We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
This is a song about fanfiction, set to Hellfire.
Esmeralda's on the rebound after Phoebus... and her friends are more than eager to point out she's in love. Fresme fic, very silly, very random. Set in AU where Claude didn't go completely bonkers and burn down Paris.