Quirl, the electric hand mixer, is thrown out of her household because of a formerly hidden manufacturing defect, and ends up at the junkyard. But it turns out that this isn't the end for her, and there is always hope...
Modern-day Shar mourns the death of a teenage writer.
A collection of short stories that I wrote during the year.
Story for Pride Month. A peculiar Young Mistress encounters a lesbian couple with a dark secret.
A few days after the "Ghost Attack", Elmo St. Peters finds a box full of papers underneath one of his shelves. The papers are all short stories written by Shar, the pencil sharpener. How will Elmo St. Peters react to reading the writings of his (now ex-) prisoner?
This is the story of a fan character that was inspired by a video about a vintage Kirby vacuum found in a chicken coop.
A lamp's been submitting rather poorly-written stories to the Magazine Of Science Fiction, which another lamp and a calculator mock.
It's Christmas Eve in the City Of Light, but not everyone is fortunate enough to have a happy and warm holiday. Oneshot.
There is a reason why Radio woke Lampy and the others up at 6:00 in the morning everyday, and he wants to share his reason with his best friend.
Lampy just can't get used to living with the Master again, especially with his uneasiness and nightmares.
When the Master's thesis disappears, Lampy wishes he could openly express his sympathy, but he knows that appliances keep their silence for a reason. Note: Although I found "To the Rescue" a weak follow-up to the original, I wanted to expand on this moment and pose a theory about the appliances' relationship to humans.
Lampy and Radio find out that Kirby is ticklish, so they get Toaster and Blankie to join in as they tickle him. It's not like he laughs very often anyway.
Setting off, a group of five venture through perils plenty to recover what they had lost, not knowing just what lay ahead on the path they dared begin to tread. And so, their story begins...(Just TBLT retold in an FF format, okay?)
Radio helps Lampy deal with his newly found fear of thunderstorms.
Rob raakt z'n scriptie kwijt na een computercrash, een collega van Rob blijkt corrupt te zijn, en dus op een nacht ontvoert hij de dieren, wie roep je dan? Broodroostertje, Wittgenstein en Co dus! Nu met een compleet nieuw apparaat tegen het einde van het verhaal!
Broodroostertje en Co brengen zichzelf (en Mewfan, Rstein, Teivel en Mew) in gevaar door af te reizen naar een ander planetarium en bijna een oorlog te veroorzaken met de apparaten op Mars. VERANDER VIERVEERTIG OMGEKEERD, WITTGENSTEIN!