Everyone loves Sir Percy's quatrain about his alter ego, but once the Terror is over, he might have more time to write a longer poem. (To the meter of "Macavity" from "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T. S. Eliot.)
A re-imagining of our beloved Pimpernel's clever party bon mot.
A one-shot to explain why Percy never took Marguerite on his adventures. Pure fluff-R&R!
Dover High School is home to the Scarlet Pimpernel mascot, who battles the cross-town rival Liberty High School's Chau-Chau the Fox. French foreign exchange student Marguerite St. Just has to deal with the fact that her boyfriend is starting to "prefer" his guy friends over her in the midst of directing a play that is doomed to fail from the start. This crack!story is silliness.
Sir Charles Chesterton Worthsbyfeld IV (known by his friends as "Worthsby") never really was lucky, but when the bumbling society fop unwittingly enlists in the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel he sets off a grand series of misadventures destined to banish him forever from Orczy's writings altogether! Rated K-plus for mild swearing.