I felt bad for what happened to Suzie (felled by fire) and Linda (laid low by lasers) in the 1986 horror film Chopping Mall, which I just saw for the first time, so I wrote this real quick. An uprising *against* robots, for once. (I can't believe they actually have "Chopping Mall" as an option to select under "Fan Fiction: Movies" and it's not just under "Miscellaneous Movies").