Unlovable schlub Cris Zim . . . eh, you know him by now. This idiot forgot to pay his taxes on that million he got when he was on the Blacklist, just like Harold thought he would. Now he's been arrested for tax evasion, and he's on CON AIR! And he actually knows one of his fellow criminals much to his horror. Strap in. You know he's got bad luck with airplanes.
Con Air retold from Duncan Malloy's POV, in which he and Agent Sims are a couple. Twoshot.
Seymour has been scorned, and now everyone's going to pay. Because his name isn't actually Seymour; it's Garland. Garland Greene. (Crack-fic cross-over, to entertain people who hated "Ghost World" as much as I did.)
When Cyrus met Nicole at 5 years old she was dressed up as Little Red Riding Hood, Cyrus soon becomes obsessed with the wardens only daughter so what happens when she is chosen to ride on the JailBird 14 years later? The Big Bad Wolf comes out to play. Swearing, Death and Violence throughout. Cyrus/OC