Joe laughed his ass off with the boys "BRO LOOK AT HIS TINY ASS GUN!" an they shot him like 16 times and he died, his blood spilled everywhere splattering the walls and the floor and the furniture. The gang was proud of them self. (New and improved version of my other story, satire)
Have you ever thought how the warrior cats would react if a twoleg were among them? Well now you can! Monroe died at 68 and was reincarnated into a cat called Twoleg! This book takes place in TNP when the 6 questing cats are in the mountains.
One-shot set in the past when Tigerclaw, Whitestorm and Spottedleaf were apprentices. (Flashback mentioned in Chapter 5 of Heart of Fire: Into the Wild)
Thunderclan..a place of wonders, laughs, and comedy! Watch these spunky cats strut their stuff in this silly parody! (I do not own warriors or characters.)
You know, you HAVE seen one of these before, right? it doesn't have to be Jayfeather, I just followed the cliche title.
I got bored and kinda sick of my other warriors fanfic so I made something.
Rabbitleap is the aspiring deputy. Creekfeather is the handsome troublemaker. Plumwillow is the heartbroken strategist who just wants to keep her brothers from killing each other. Nettlesplash is the brother that Plumwillow is worried about. Recently made warriors, they're all ready to pursue ambitions and romance and naps, but they overlooked one minor obstacle: life. / REWRITTEN.
A Warriors/Pokemon/Wings of Fire highschool AU. Sorry I couldn't do the Wings of Fire part in the crossover thing. Joint effort with Amberpaws, my friend who doesn't have Fanfiction. Cover pending. Reupload because I accidentally put coding in the original.
This is a Warriors/Wings of Fire/Pokemon high school AU. It's a collection of one-shots about their lives. Joint effort with a friend, Amberpaws, who doesn't have Fanfiction. Cover coming soon. Sorry it wouldn't let me put Wings of Fire in the crossover thingy.
A clan just happened to form made of some of the kinkiest cats to ever roam the forest. Follow their sex-crazed adventures right hurr! [A good balance of story with lemons every chapter]
When four apprentices get their paws swept out from under them on a journey far from the clans, chosen and told to go alone without a word to their leaders by their ancestors. These four unlikely friends might just find themselves having to rely on each other, and the alliance of others, to survive the journey of a lifetime. Who knows where your paws can carry you.
Yes, the fabled day has come! Wolfsplash does lemon requests now! Read chapter 1 for more amazing info and send in your requests! :D [Obvs warning: smutty, smutty lemons. Be warned, ye immature and/or below 18 viewers]
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Inspired by a little cactus I bought at Home Depot yesterday. He's so cute I HAD to write something about him.
I just started writing whatever and this is the result. There is bad grammar and misspellings, but nothing matters in a Trollfic as long as it is silly.
The most hardcore Clan in existence does hardcore things.
This is about the stuff that happens in my original clan, Garbageclan. Each chapter is equal to a moon passing. Also, I'd highly appreciate criticism of any kind.
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Emma has a pretty normal life, well, if you ignore her massive warrior-cats obsession. Until the day she wakes up to find that she's the deputy of SkyClan. And the entire forest is depending on her to save the clans from a full-scale war. And that going home isn't in her near future. Oh well. She'll figure a way out. Just like any other day, right?
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One-shot set right after Heart of Fire: Fire and Ice! Darkstripe thinks Tigerclaw is publicly breaking up with Fireheart; he couldn't be more wrong!
A short story about how Sandstorm told Firestar she was pregnant with their kits.
One-shot of Tigerclaw's point of view during Chapter 8 of Heart of Fire: Into the Wild!
Did you know "Firestar of ThunderClan" has the same number of syllables as "Alexander Hamilton"? Aka a person who does song parodies for fun messes with the Hamilton soundtrack and centers it loosely around the events of The Prophecies Begin.
Jayfeather arrives at a school for warrior cats, eager to start his education. At first, he's got the normal junior high problems: a weak stomach, being easily embarrassed, an annoying Truth or Dare game, and girl trouble-but he soon discovers there's a traitor in StarClan Academy, and he must overcome his fears to save his school.
A compilation of incorrect quotes from the apprentice squad in my AU/rewrite of Warriors, Kittypets Unite!
OS. (Set between Squirrelflight's hope and The broken code.) After hearing rumors in StarClan, Meadowpaw (OC) decides to investigate about the weird medicine cats living beside the lake.
Just quick worthless One-Shots for Warriors.
Shardclan Had to flee from the forest now they have found the Hidden valley and live. When the discover two loner kits and take them in they receive a prophecy. Could these kits save their clan from death?
Here we go! Rainbowkit and Starkit's Immortal Salvation slowly becomes legible...and reveals new corners you never knew! If you haven't heard of that, this may be a good way to hear about it. I haven't translated the author's notes because that's a lot more work, so any author's notes are mine. Sorry about the brain cells you will undoubtedly lose. Read at your own risk!