Highly random. You don't have to read it. But if you do, beware: I can be very random at times.
The Baudelaire children lose their parents only to find themselves in the care of not one but three guardians. An AU based on both the books and movie where Olaf is a good guy and teams up with Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine to raise Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Rated M for language and sexual content in later chapters.
Anna and Elsa find out where Olaf was in between those lost childhood years and the present.
Pregnant and wheelchair-bound Kit Snicket Denouement is grieving over the suicide of her husband, Dewey, when her mysterious sister Esmé Squalor, Esmé's husband Jerome Squalor and their daughter, Carmelita Squalor, arrive for Dewey's funeral along with Carmelita's very mysterious baby sitter, Flona Touc... when more deaths happen, Kit begins to wonder about Flona's true identity.
Violet walks in on her guardian acting very strangely. She hides in the closet to spy on her but what she finds will change her forever. Dubcon, VioletxEsme
[AU] Violet Snicket, the only daughter of a lonesome writer, meets Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire during a train ride to Lake Lachrymose, and finds a kindred spirit in an unlikely place. Violet/Klaus
It's been four years since the Baudelaire's left the island and everything is going, well, fortunately for them. Except for Violet, that is. She's having inventor's block over a certain man from their past... Violaf Oneshot.
A countdown of their lives from 100 to 1 Kit/Olaf
This is the unhappy story of how, one cold and lonesome night, Lemony Snicket is cornered by his enemies. Fortunately, I can tell you that this isn't the end, thanks to his mysterious, kind editor. Lemony/Beatrice
After years of oblivious and moronic guardians, the Baudelaires finally have two people they can trust. But their connection to Sherlock might prove to be even more dangerous than Olaf ever was.
Le monde est vaste et il n'est pas paisible. Partout et toujours existeront l'égoïsme, la cupidité, la cruauté, ceux qui font le mal, attirés par l'appât du gain et le pouvoir, et auxquels on ne peut pas toujours échapper. Elle le sait mieux que quiconque. Il n'existe qu'un seul refuge pour elle, un monde dont elle seule possède la clé. Inspiré de Kingdom Hearts.
Ambos eram sádicos. Ambos eram masoquistas. Ambos não conseguiam viver sem o outro. Conde Olaf x Kit Snicket. Angst.
After what Isadora has done, she doesn't think the word 'good' will ever be used to describe her again. But, you know, Klaus isn't going to let that happen. Small bit of Kladora. Technically a follow-on from previous fics but could probably be read as a oneshot.
She had only recently learned to walk, and yet already she could feel the weight of the world on her shoulders.[Twelve Shots of Summer]
Lemony Snicket reveals his family history. Disclaimer: I do not own ASOUE!
Just random chapters about random ASOUE couples. The first is Sunny/OC. I will probably make more OC's for other characters. Like Carmelita.
To My Kind Editor, I have sent you a copy of a story entitled "Beatrice's Beginning" containing an extremely bad sea storm, a tedious trial, a shocking secret, a wretched waiter, a deadly disaster, a notebook full of notorious secrets, and a aggravating agent. It is your job to ensure that the tales of Beatrice live on. Yours Truly, sparklepencil
What goes around, come around. Set in 667 Dark Avenue, Violet searches for her ribbon and some mysterious footsteps, but when she goes down to talk with the doorman, will she find something more? ONE SHOT!
Based (loosely) on the books and movie of 'A Series of Unforturnate Events'. Klaus and Violet have come to terms with that all they have is each other. SLIGHT INCEST. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for safety. ONESHOT.
Its a haiku. Read unless you're homeless.
This is the journal of Count Olaf, and his regret.
Dear reader, if you do not have a stomach for beaches, crying children, and reunions, then I kindly suggest you refrain from reading this story and find something more enjoyable to do. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.
A one-shot where Violet and Klaus talk about the song 'Gloomy Sunday' as Violet lies in her deathbed. Warning: Character death.
Someone has stolen the coconut cream cake and oatmeal cookies that the Littlest Elf brought to the Clearing to share with his friends. Along with his friend Liam the Turtle, the Littlest Elf sets out to discover the criminal behind the crime. A story of vainly frivolous details.
Haven't the Quagmire triplets suffered enough?
Imaginons un instant, rien qu'un instant, que la toute première machination du Comte Olaf ait été un succès... Les choses se seraient peut-être déroulées autrement. Une autre fin possible du premier tome, et de l'histoire des Orphelins. Un possible parmi tant d'autres. Qui sait?
When the Baudelaire's go to Hollywood, they discovers their dreams have come true when they meet Danny, but when Count Olaf finds them and teams up with Darla, can the Baudelaire's follow their dream or will they only be second fiddle?
it took me some time to decode this message and to protect those insied i will leave it in its hidden yet decode able form
...And this was what Count Olaf was thinking as he dropped that match, so close to her death, onto the floor of the Baudelaire Mansion. Olaf One-shot.
Their names were JS and JS, and they were best friends, in love in a way no one quite understood. Even when one went on to marry the wicked. Even when one became bitter. Squalor and Snicket through the years, with a mess of a timeline, in no particular order.