Even when you're the brightest witch of your age like Hermione, some things are beyond your control. Keeping Harry alive and away from the Weasleys while maintaining her Prefect status is no easy task. Crack/Parody, H/Hr pairing. 5th-year subplot.
Daphne's not the person everyone seems to think she is. She's really down to earth, has a jolly nature, wears her emotions on her sleeves. She's also VERY interested in one Harry Potter, and she wants ice cream...no I said ice cream, not ice queen, dang it! Also, throwing coconut pie is a legit way to win a fight against dark lords and their followers.
Harry Potter is a thirteen year old wizard, who begins his first romance, with someone unexpected. Warning: bad Dumbledore, light Hermione bashing, good Ron.