How could a man juggle being a Goalie, a Defensemen, and being in the friend zone with one of his female teammates all at once. Not sure, but you know what they say, Birds of a Puck play well together... or something like that.
WARNING: The title might be slightly exaggerated and misleading.
After reaching a landmark like one hundred fics, it is only natural to get roasted by your colleagues. [Self-MST, rated M in a few chapters]
Shinji Ikari. Sonic the Hedgehog. L Lawliet. Three exceedingly different people called forth to complete a mission given to them by a cute green haired girl and her Fodder Bodyguard. Now if they just knew what their mission was...