vs pensiez tt savoir? mais en fait c loin d'etre vrai! qui aurait cru que Harry se prend pr un roi, Ron est un hyppie né et Hermione une vrai Nympho! sans et tout cela en chanson! ca fait peur hein? mais nooon venez juste voir! et laissez les reviews
22-year-old Audacia Willis had always thought she was a Squib - until she gets her Hogwarts letter, eleven years late. But why are there so few new first-years? Post-Harry timescale - Rose Weasley is the new Headmistress, new threats, new adventures, new the lot! First person POV so Mary-Sue trolls beware.
Qu’arriveraitil si toutes les Mary Sue possibles et imaginables se rencontraient à Hogwarts ? Oneshot, Naportnawak
c'est tellement court que je ne vois pas tellement quoi résumer pour ne pas gacher la lecture
Just a funny parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It is hysterical! If you want a laugh read this baby! Story is completed! Still, give me some reviews!
It's the middle of winter, and Harry finds the Sword of Gryffindor at the bottom of a pool. Absolutely bloody fantastic. Slight crack.
Hermione has a revolutionary plan to save the wizarding world, and loses no time to implement it. HGSS, HarryGinny, parody of Better Authors. CAUTION: adults only strong language
In the most METAL story you'll ever read, Hagrid, Luna, Ron, Aragog, McGonagall, and Dumbledore form a heavy metal band. Will this band have the balls to make it? You decide! Maybe. Not really. Dumbledore/Cthulhu, Luna/Yaoi, Your Mom/Everyone
The summer before Harry's sixth year, he acts upon his one true dream...On going randomness
[Slash][SSxHP]Severus y Harry tienen una pelea cerca de San Valentin, y para reconciliarlos un viejito chiflado y tres fantasmas haran todo lo posible para que pasen un feliz, feliz San Valentin...[Pésimo Sumary, R&R!]
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". and so on... Rated T just in case.
Hp is fighting a new enemy, The Enviromentalists!
Due to Lord Voldemort's horrid eyesight, he makes a fatal mistake that costs him his life, and his credibility as a villain! Oneshot, read and review please! Parody
Sirius Black has done some stupid things in his time, but this takes the cape. I mean, cake.
La 336ème conférence des MarySue est organisé à Londres. Tapis blanc, public en délire, caméraman et journaliste dépassée sont là pour l'évènement de l'année Mais qu'est ce que les MarySue mijotent ?
Anything Umbridge hates, Hogwarts loves. Including the latest Muggle hit song- Gangnam Style...
"'Twas the night before Christmas and down in the Chamber, Tom Riddle was standing right next to a reindeer..." -A "Night Before Christmas" parody.
No Magic. Harry and Ron have an interesting conversation during a chess match. Wait a minute? What's Ron up to? What is he planning? It seems Ron is smarter than everyone thinks. JUST CHECK IT OUT PLEASE?
Un lokura con HHr, DG, HD, etc xD... y todo lo q se me venga en gana... no, no es un reality show, es la queja de los personajes de harry potter... ellos se enteran de lo que pasa en nuestro mundo! R&R
Severus has delightfully "chosen" to answer your questions. So, ask away!
Casting shows. The bane of my existence. Who the ** was the idiot who thought up the idea of casting for Britain's Next Top-Auror? With me, Harry Potter, as the judge? (very liberal with Events of HBP and DH)
When the Illuminati bring about the Apocalypse, you can expect Harry to be ready for them, firmly barricaded in the cupboard under the stairs. Perhaps it is up to his classmates to take on this wave of evil or maybe they’ll take his advice and join him.
Oyez ! Oyez ! Gentes damoiselles ! Gentes damoiseaux ! Venez, approchez ! Ici, vous trouverez du sport ! Du chant ! Du combat ! De l'amour ! Et...euh..."ESPECE DE VERCRASSE LENTE AU BULBE DESSÉCHÉ ! DIS-NOUS S'IL EST IN OU OUT !" Un voldemort comme vous ne l'avez jamais vu, un petit HP/DM et une Narcissa en puissance !
Fem flickor från Sverige vaknar helt plötsligt upp en morgon i Mr Weasleys förtrollade bil precis utanför den Förbjudna Skogen, utan att veta vart de är, vad de ska göra där eller hur de ens kom dit. Rating T för grov humor och svordomar. AU.
So I Commentate on From a Distance.
Harry went through the wrong door after he died... now it's up to him and his allies to bring chaos to this world of gaming and absurdity as they go through Hogwarts. Let the games begin, because the world won't wait on you. -This is somewhere between a crack-fic and an action/humor. Based off of Borderlands, only it's Harry Potter. Features an awesome Harry/ Super!Harry.
The Hogwarts Professors, and Harry and his friends, of course, decide to play mini-golf, but they get a little distracted... Warning: contains nonsense.
Disaster has struck. Evil has triumphed. And only Luna sees the impending apocalypse. Well, Luna and several thousand of her closest online friends. Set in the same 'Luna gamergirl' world as Luna's Road Trip. Rated T for convention references. The second chapter is set within NCSoft's 'City of Heroes' and involves Luna and several persons from that world, which is now gone.
Familiars shouldn't write fan fiction.
WARNING: severe crack ahead. If you are of a nervous dispostion, afraid of toilets, moving staircases and Draco Malfoy's dance moves, turn back now. If not, enter at your own peril... Mwa ha ha ha haaaa... Lol.