This is the twisted parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Hilarious, weird and down right crazy! R&R Please. Chapters updated!D
A long poem about Hermione, giving her some background as we don't get a lot of her background from the books. Takes place before Halloween of her first year at Hogwarts.
Personne ne s'était donné la peine d'étudier les détraqueurs. Si les sorciers l'avaient réellement fait, ils ne seraient pas aussi apeurés par eux, constatant qu'ils avaient les mêmes réactions que les autres créatures magiques.
If you are looking for a really great "Hermione miraculously turns into a sex-bomb over the summer" fanfictions... This is not it. Enjoy the Mary Sue...
The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
Draco left Harry for Blaise, then wants him back again… This is Harry's Reaction.Some songs have been modified in order to fit the Malemale relationship.Rating Went up for language! HIATUS
"Poza schematem" to pełne absurdów i niezgodności z kanonem opowiadanie, pokazujące Lorda Voldemorta oraz reszty bohaterów serii "Harry'ego Pottera" w innym, śmiesznym świetle.
Lord Voldemort tiene problemas para enviar a sus mortifagos a sus misiones, así que probará un sistema alternativo con Bellatrix. T por lenguaje.
Harry comes up with an absolutely BRILLIANT idea on how to defeat Voldemort. Do not read if you have an inordinate love for a certain purple dinosaur's favorite song...
Unhealthy fixations, romantic entanglements, and a big walrus are just some of the things Harry has to deal with in his sixth year at Hogwarts. Oh yeah, and the whole Voldemort thing. A parody. A BAD parody. Rated R.
Meaninglessly deleted by the moderators of Fanfiction dot net, The Girl Who Loved brings her classic story back out of sheer spite. Satire. FemHarry.
Harry fell down the rabbithole and finds himself a world away from reality.
Sirius, Remus and James battle it out for Lily's heart in a dating show that sees Lily choose the winner based on their taste in womens clothing? On a show called Passion Fashion? Sounds cracked to me!
Malfoys aren't stalkers—Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right? Dramione. Prequel to "Whipped," sort of.
For all those who agree half of all Dramione fics move too fast and make no sense, this is for you. When Malfoy jumps Hermione in the hall, what will be admitted. Your in for a good laugh.
REVISED! Come for the adventure, stay for the sexual tension. Parody of the 4th movie... not book...movie! Enjoy! R&R. Parce que we love you!
Durante el transcurso de El Misterio del Príncipe, el enamoramiento que Romilda Vane siente por Harry Potter evoluciona hasta convertirse en una obsesión slash que involucra a Harry y a Draco. Traducción del oneshot de Emma Grant.
It all started with a spilled potions vial... Now, with the help of some unexpected characters, Harry must find a solution that will allow him to escape the parallel universe and return things to how they're supposed to be.
Nos petits sorciers préférés découvrent les joies de WizzardBook mais aussi ses travers. 7ème année. [REECRITURE]
A very random Oneshot involving a naked Dumbledore, a gay Ron, and of course, Voldie! This is not to be taken seriously. No Flames please. R&R
The answers to your prayers: 19711978 and every year in between. Just how did the Invisibilty Cloak become so important? This and other questions answered in these short but lovely crackfics. Read on inside, Fan, read on. [no lasting pairings]
Harry Potter and The Philospher's Stone has been broken down into a musical the story has been abreviated, and songs and Myrtleisms have been added! Need I say more? AN: please don't get too attached to this story, it is worthy of deletion. BUT R&R ANYWAY
Severus quitte son emploi à Poudlard, mais il ne peut vivre d'air pur et d'eau fraîche. Comment va se passer sa recherche d'emploi ? HGSS et Coin CoinCan Can. Ecrit pour sevys now.
The scenes that didn't make the final cut. Deleted story segments, goingson on the set of Bittersweet Dreams with the cast and crew, bloopers, inappropriate behavior, and karaoke breaks between scenes, and sometimes, midshoot.
Alexis "Foxy" Bonnet hat es geschafft die Lehrer zu überreden eine Modenschau in Hogwarts zu veranstalten. Sie und ihre zwei besten Freundinnen sitzen in der Jury, und bewerten den Modesinn von Harry Potter und co. Na, ob das gut geht?
Mary Claire Sue ist perfekt, sie kann alles und ist wunderhübsch. DIE Mary Sue von Hogwarts. Als das Trimagische Tunier kommt, macht sie mit, und wird natürlich ausgewählt. Doch was hat das für Folgen?
There was a lot of time to talk in Grimmauld Place over the holidays. I'm sure most conversations were deep and meaningful. This one, however, wasn't. Set during Harry's fifth year.
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
OS un Harry qui noie son malheur dans l'alcool un ron et un malefoy qui on complentement petez un cable sa donne quoi bin sa donne sa un OS completement fou
Another random Onshot! I guess you could call this a sequal to The Most Random Story To Ever Grace Fanfiction.