Voldmorts fehlende Nase und andere Rätsel, die hier geklärt werden.
A crackfic I decided to write about after getting a Question on Tumblr. xD Severus and Quirinus find a way around No Fap February. Snape/Quirrell Slash!
A parody of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' By J.K Rowling. READ ME! please?
Narcissa has found new love after the death of her estranged husband. Draco is struggling to overcoming his desire for a forbidden boy. Pain, anguish and twisted romance follows the Malfoys wherever they go- will they ever be free? Rated M for sexual content, profanity and incest in later chapters. NOT A HARCISSA ROMANCE FROM START TO FINISH.
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
really awesome thingy me and my friend wrote. please read
30 year old city dwellers Harry and Draco are living together. Harry is disturbed that his friend is hiding himself in the closet.The song in the story is obviously If you were gay from the Tony Award winning musical Avenue Q.
I was bored and decided to do a parody of the most awful fanfiction I have ever seen.
'Give me back my jumper! It goes perfectly with my maroon trousers, and maroon socks, and maroon shirt! Maroon goes perfectly with my skin tone' Parvati Patil wakes up to what was supposed to be an ordinary day at Hogwarts...only to find that it has become the weirdest day of her life. Crack.
Whilst dating Hermione, Harry meets her parents, and learns something upsetting about them.
Looking for a unique Mary Sue parody? This isn't it. A Canadian girl sneaks into Hogwarts and discovers her evil past while being hunted by a predator of the unconventional kind.rated M for sexual crude humour.BLUES CLUES CROSSOVER ENDING!
Terminé el cuarto juego de HP para PC, y me molesté mucho, hasta que en un momento me pregunté: ¿Qué diría Voldemort de enterarse de estas cosas?. Aquí el resultado de mi locura. Mi primer fic cómico de HP. Reviews plz!
Harry is preparing to face Lord Voldemort...find out what happens inside!
COMPLETA.Parodia en clave de cuento:Draco es víctima de una maldición el día de su nacimiento.Un aguerrido héroe debe correr aventuras para deshacer el hechizo o quedarse sin chocolate para siempre.Personajes respondones, narradora chalada, rebuznos.
The characters of the Harry Potter series find themselves drawn to the new sensation that is Facebook.
It's about how Hogwarts very own potions master spends his Saturday afternoons, before and after Voldemorts defeat. Not HBP compatible!The rating is purely for the nonexisting wardrobe of one Severus Snape! Also this story contains a bath tub...
As a writer, I set forth to examine the content of the supposedly "Worse-Fanfic-Ever" and determine if it was, in fact, deserving of the title. This is my story. Warning: Undertaking an investigation into My Immortal is not for the faint of heart.
Her name is Andrea Sapphire Crystal Starshine Moonlight and she comes to Hogwarts in the Trio’s sixth year… with a dark, dark secret. Did I mention that she’s smart? And funny? And beautiful? And troubled? And perfect in everyway? MARY SUE PARODY
Harry Potter et sa troupe rentre à Poudlard après plusieurs surprises au cours de l'été. Pour la dernière il devra affronter les mystères de l'école de sorcellerie. Auratil le temps de découvrir qui est la fameuse Lily, la jeune fille aux talents mirobola
What if Harry Potter dated Twilight's Bella Swan? More importantly, how would Harry break-up with her? Those who aren't fans of Twilight should enjoy this.
James is 2 and his Mummy and Daddy are at the hospital. Mummy is having a baby and he gets to stay with Granma Minnie. (Granma Molly and Granpa Arthur are out of the country on Ministry Business.) He gets bored and decides to have a little adventure. One shot
Really random story about Harry Pothead's adventures. couples everyoneeveryone else. Have fun reading kiddies! MWAHAHAHA! good!Tom.
Harry and Ron were cleaning a room at Grimmauld Place the summer befare their fifth year. They found an interesting book. HarryXRon
This is a story of great pervertiness. Enter at your own risk. Rated M for Rape and sexual situation, although none of it is graphic. Well, it's about Hermione raping a lot of people in the muggle and wizarding worlds... Anyways, feel free to read it!
Sequel. I think this quote from the story sums it up nicely: 'I WILL DEFLOWER YOU, MR WEASLEY! I WILL DEFLOWER YOU ALL! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA'. Please R&R!
"Them, it's happening again Hermione, we've got to get out of here! We've got to go somewhere, anywhere, got to get away." A Valentine's Story
Tells the story of a battle between the Death Eaters and the Aurors with an unusual twist. Shows a light hearted version that may make you laugh, besides one that could make you cry.
My good friend Rit decided to share our story, but she does like to alter the truth when it suits her. This is my version, the true version, of what really happened at Hogwarts. Check Rit's false version of the story out first at /s/8915240/1/Rewriting-Hogwarts
Yes, Malfoy's naked in front of Hermione. So what? He might be naked then because he was... RAPED? Updated with a new, last chapter x: M for some language parts! hehee.
Harry smells somthing. A rat maybe? Can he discover what it is before the waft envelopes the entire hobbit world?