Follow the grand adventures of Raven Hepatitis Diamond Esperanza Malfoy-Riddle-Potter-Weasley-Zabini-Flitwick-Snape de Angelo, as she saves the Wizarding World and finds true love! Oneshot, general Mary Sue-ness.
Harry Potter was bored. Inexplicably bored. And what better to do than annoy a Dark Lord? You may be asking, where's the author during all of this? Damned if I know. Slightly AU. Set in the summer before Harry's fifth year. Some changes to the plot. Major crack!fic. One-shot. For now...
Dumb as mess letters from Bellatrix to Rodolphus. Playing with the ministry, vampire teeth, sexy pureblooded lips that need mending, bears, affair and subsequent dissing of Avery and his shoes of hotness, ect. Rated T for sexy talk.
Funny fic about Dudley and Harry joining forces against the Greater Evil! ComedyParody! Warning Language and sexual references!
Voldemort is trying to save his precious horcruxes from Harry and he finds something that will forever change the course of the war. Read on your own risk.
Ever wondered what Hermione was really thinking? This is just mainly embarrassing things between Hermione and Draco...Yay!
My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.
What happens when Harry Potter and the Weasleys & Hermione come acrossed a Mary Sue fanfic? Jeez, I wonder...hmmmmm: Insanity!
Harry receives a mysterious letter during the summer break, finds out about his inheritance, and receives many new powers in this parody of clichés. Includes Manipulative!Dumbledore, Evil!Ron and Friendly!Goblins.
Está com sérios problemas psicológicos? A vida correlhe mal? Sentese confuso? A linha asteristica está aqui para ajudálo! A nossa equipa de técnicos especializados também conhecidos como personagens fictícias de contos fictícios responderá às suas questõe
Ever come across a FanFiction that made you facepalm again and again? Well, this is a compilation of all the mistakes you could possibly make in a Dramione fic. Complete with commentary! Review please!
4 HIDEAWAY GHOST QUILL. A drunk Sorting Hat? Flitwick's Flying? A disembodied voice? It seems the imprint of a departed soul is making itself home at Hogwarts.
Everyone knows hippogriff sandwiches turn you into a gay sexgod. Any who reads Hogwarts, a History, anyway. DMHr and HPRWSFNLDT
Harry tells Sirius that he's gay.
Eigentlich sagt der Titel es doch schon, oder? Nicht ernst gemeinte Parodie!
Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, the wizarding world's saviour. Too bad his twin brother is evil, and steals all his accomplishments. And too bad nothing really makes sense. Wrong!BWL parody. Featuring idiotic!Dumbledore, evil!parents, and heroic!Harry.
A bit of random humor I came up with, based on THe Devil Went Down to Georgia. Don't ask how I came up with it, just read and review. Rated for one wordiedird in the song lyrcs.
One-shot, canon-compatible. The Sorting Hat is frustrated (if you know what I mean) and decides to cut loose on a new class of helpless first years at the Sorting. In the Great Hall. In front of, well, everyone. Super generic, but probably Harry's 2nd year (any time he isn't at the Sorting.) And we wonder why Ginny turned out the way she did.
LA APASIONANTE HISTORIA DE LO QUE PASA EN EL SEGUNDO AÑO QUE HARRY PUTTO ESTA EN YEGUARTZ, CAPÍTULO 17. DEJEN RR's QUE VOLVÍ CON TODAS LAS PILAS PUESTAS!
Two girls from Slytherin here a noise, and then they both go investigating, when they then find out their attraction towards each other, and then they find out their fate together. (WARNING!:GirlXGirl and BoyXBoy!)
Penelope Clearwater takes a group on a tour of a new MOM office. Random story. Random idea. It might seem funny. If you R, please R! I'm new to this...I could use the constructive critosism I know I spelled that wrong, but what ever. Oneshot.
Våra vänner i magivärlden har upptäckt internet och både de onda och de goda hittar sidan mugglarportalen.
First Chapter in a random skit series i'm trying. Oh the innuendo!
Una McGonagall embarazadísima quiere calamares en su tinta y su amante sólo desea satisfacer esos antojos. Pero los planes del profesor Flitwick de agenciarse al Calamar Gigante se ven frustrados por una adolescente defensora de las criaturas mágicas que no cesará hasta salvar la vida del cefalópodo más querido de Hogwarts.
Why take the hard way to kill a dark lord who doesn't understand love? Oneshot meant to amusegrin OBS only implied slash!
[[revised edition of last one]] Harry Ginny go to get HBP... and come out with an even bigger surprise. [[HarryxGinny if you squint]] [[revised, not much, tho]]
This was my original fanfiction for this year's Halloween. I finished the last part yesterday. This isn't very long but not as short as the others. The title says costume aprty but there isn't a party so to say.
Remus' socks just keep disappearing! RL/SB Slash
Love and reason keep little company nowadays. Bottom, Act 2, A Midsummer's Night Dream. How right he is, and the Harry Potter cast is here to prove it. Good Lord. What fools these mortals be!
In which many cliches are contained. Don't take it seriously.