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'Wonderful,' was definitely not the word Snape would use. 'Obnoxious little brat.' Now that phrase could be applied almost indefinitely. Snape could almost taste the torture teaching potions to the boy would be.
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Another Parody song fic. I've rewritten the words the Paul Simon's 'Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard.' Sung in James' point of view. It's got Marauders, Snivelly, and a catchy tune! What more could you want?
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The Giant Squid values its beauty sleep. Under no condition should you wake the Squid while it is sleeping. No, not even when you're invading Hogwarts, Voldemort.
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AU. Nueva versión de Harry Potter y la Piedra Filosofal, editada para adaptarla a exigencias de una panda de frikis. Conozcan a Harvey Porter y averiguen como sería Harry si su existencia hubiera sido privilegiada. Disfrutenlo. Recomendado especialmente para aquellos a quienes les guste la ironía.
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Draco is told hes a veela,but whos his mate? 8th year at Hogwarts for 10 pupils of the war
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S. Snape sehnt sich nach weiblicher Zuneigung und sucht daher ein Heiratsinstitut auf ...
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Parodie! Dies ist die Fortsetzung zu 2 Jahre Garantie! Bitte Hinweise im Vorwort beachten! Komplett!
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One-shot'"You just got up on the table and did the Macarena,I saw you do it." Sirius shrugged as if he didn't understand.' xxRemus dares to dispute Sirius's wackiness. This is not allowed. Short but sweet! NO SLASH. R&R please!
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ugh....i was drunk when i wrote this...my cousin edited it...my dog ate the first draft...ha, draft, drunk...like a draft of beer...oh, nevermind.
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A half werewolf comes to Hogwarts searching for her past.
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Un "pas-de-trois" dans le dortoir des garçons de Serpentards. Cet OS ne contient pas de yaoi.
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just a story on all your favourite characters on what they're thinking. It's both funny, yet disturbing.
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Out of bordom i wrote this...Harry and Draco are together, but Draco is also with Ron and wants to break it off, Harry helps him break up with his best friend through a very...simple song, oneshot
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Quand Drago Malefoy donne une leçon de danse à ses acolytes Crabbe et Goyle, ça donne ça !
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Everyone hates Umbridge, right? Well I do anyway. If you hate her this is the story for you. Every post has something that mocks Umbridge in some very unflattering ways that are bound to leave you laughing. !WARNING! May contain course language occasionaly
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A parody of Harry and his first year adventures with Ron and Hermione. Not everything goes along with the book and movie, but some things do. Please review.
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An online convo gone desperately wrong.... please forgive us.... but please R R! Warnings for foul language and sexual content
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Harry Potter era gay. Ronald Weasley, un porreta. Víctor Krum, un rapero de pacotilla. ¿Podía haber algo peor en la pesadilla que Draco Malfoy estaba teniendo aquella tarde? Por supuesto que sí. Que la dichosa sangre sucia se hubiese convertido en su hermana y que Blaise Zabini estuviese saliendo con ella.
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It was a perfectly normal day at Hogwarts. Bloodthirsty Headmasters were speaking, when a Mary Sue popped into the world, to toy with male minds. Harry Potter, to the rescue! Rated T for minor coarse language. Slightly AU.
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Snape isn't on Voldemort's side. Snape isn't on Dumbledore's side. Snape's on his own side. When Dumbledore asks him to rejoin Voldemort, Snape decides to play them both off, getting rich in the process. Western film spoof and James Bond Parody. Humor. DH
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"Hermione, assise auprès de Ginny sur le gazon du parc de Poudlard, commençait à s'ennuyer ferme de rester là à ne rien faire"
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Crack!Pairing Lucius/Peacock. Lucius will keep their secret forever. Rated for pure squeamish randomness.
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Crack!Fic Sirius want's something from Harry, and he won't leave him alone until he get's it.
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Read the title! It's just some random thought. But it's pretty funny. ::smiles seductively:: Please Review.
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Traduction du je ne sais quoi de Ms-Figg. Drabble? Bref, venez voir Sev utilise certains mots de manière très personnelle
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Set in the Deathly Hallows. How I think Voldemort could have won in the beginning of the book.
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Elisabeth Ann Kathiana Black era una chica perfecta. Pero no perfecta como Mary Poppins, que no le cae bien a nadie. Elisabeth Ann Kathiana era perfecta y todo Hogwarts la adoraba por su belleza, sus grandes poderes y nobles antepasados.
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People complain because all stories have cliches these days. Well, this is my attempt at creating one that doesn't. Crackfic! Randomness! No actual pairings, no actual slash. You'll see...
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This is a little thing I wrote to entertain the masses!
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“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
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