Hermione's anthem. I do not own Hard Out Here by Lily Allen. Rated T for language.
Harry looked Hermione and then Ron in the eyes and extended his hands. "Do you trust me?" Harry, Ron, and Hermione begin an unorthodox battle against Voldemort, Bellatrix Black, and Barty Crouch Jr. where, even in preparation, the stakes are high. oneshot drabble basically a crack!fic ridiculousness
Ceci est juste un petit délire autour de Snape et de sa manière de gérer ses élèves.
For LULZ I decided to write a HP fanfic after reading MyImmortal. That proved I could write the worst thing I could ever try to but it still wouldn't suck that bad. So this is pure entertainment, mocking Harry's sexual feelings as an adolescent.
Lorsque la nouvelle génération, une fois adulte, se réunit au Chaudron Baveur, la soirée se termine d'une façon des plus tragiques.
Quand un phénix est mis face à certaines questions de l'existence, qu'un vieil homme se fait nostalgique ou qu'un plus jeune planifie le futur par certains actes de soumission... Plusieurs histoires courtes sans queue ni tête. À ne prendre au sérieux sous aucun prétexte. (Attention, je ne modère pas les sujets abordés. Homophobes, fuyez.)
Your prayers have been answered! You are the proud recipient of your very own SNAPE unit! To make the most of this cynical Slytherin Potions professor who is quite fond of double crossings, please read the following instructions carefully.
what happens when 2 americans, one canadian and one puertorican go to Hogwarts? Chaos! Join my friends and i in Hogwarts where we tease the characters mercilessly and there is more pranks than most people can bear. story better than summary NO OC/main
En una tarde común y corriente Fang encontró el amor. ¿Quién fue la suertuda que lo cautivó?
A little story that takes the mick of Voldemort.
O de porqué las páginas web de slash fueron destrerradas. Parodia. Slash, Harry/Draco
The Dark Lord is getting old. He can't remember names, is incontinent and doesn't understand the world anymore. On his old days, he decides to write a diary. What's in it, what his worries and troubles are - exclusive only here!
[COMPLETE] A tent, a would-be romantic dinner and too many people to spoil it. Written as a play.
Traducción con permiso de su autora. Parodia Snarry. Harry necesita protección, y la mejor manera de conseguirla es esclavizarse a un mago que... bueno, puedes hacerte una idea. Si no sabes de qué va esto, es que no has leído suficiente Snarry.
GRIFFONDOR! SERPENTARD! SERDAIGLE! POUFSOUFFLE! C'est bien beau de savoir crier le nom d'une maison, mais le plus intéressant est sûrement ce qui se passe avant! Drabble des dialogues entre le choixpeau magique et les persos de HP.
Harry has stumbled across the God of all things internet...fanfiction. Not only do people know he exists, but they seem to twist his life and write about him being gay. Harry decides to set the record straight and writing his own fanfic...of himself. R&R!
Cuando me desperte, y vi a otro tio acostao, de espaldas a mi lao, me dije ¡pavo este quien es!.Basado en la canción del mismo nombre de mecano. Oneshot Regalo de cumpleaños para Mon, ¡felices 18!
ÜBERSETZUNG! Im Sommer vor dem sechsten Jahr, besiegt Harry Voldemort. In diesem Sommer kommt Harry auch mit Susan Bones zusammen und untersetzt sich ein paar Selbstverbesserungen. Es ist nach dieser Veränderung, dass er eine etwas beunruhigende Entdeckung über die Zaubererwelt macht, eine Entdeckung, die Hermine Granger entschlossen ist zu ihrem Vorteil zu nutzen.
One girl. One extremely boring french class. One extremely random story. Harry tries to become cooler, Hagrid buys a dress and Ron gets stuck in a bush. Fans of randomness read on!
The book that started it all. Meet Harry and his other wizard friends and their first mis-hap adventure to Hogsworth.
The kids are back this time to a whole new experience. Dumbledore is gone and so is Hogwarts...so what happened? Oh, don't worry, the stupid snake is in here too.
Oh god, their back...this time there's some freak trying to kill Harry. So now we got a guy who turns into a dog and a guy who is a werewolf...what's next?
Man, it's getting harder and harder to write these. But here we go, the fifth installment. Harry and them are back...like freakin always this time things take a darker turn...
I actually read the book for this one but I'm gonna wait on the movie to come out to finish it. If you've read my other ones, just imagine how I'm gonna end Dumbledork.
Harry received some chocolates with a love position. Only this one was slightly messed up. Instead of the first person it was the first thing Harry saw. Crack fiction
Pretty much the same as the title. Please excuse the crappy quality. I'm new to this. Oh, and I'm having issues with my computer. It repaets sentences, so please don't tel me about it, I'm already trying to fix it.
Draco has fallen for HER. He wants to know her, to be with her. Can he weasel his way into the weasley's heart? D/G oneshot songfic on Death Cab For Cutie's 'I Will Posess Your Heart'. Completed. Characters slightly OOC
This is my first story, and I hope you all like it. It's sort of like Harry potter but at the same time not at all
This is a collection of funny short stories about Harry Potter's World. Hope you enjoy.
please read. rated K for safety