.:SLASH/RAB:. Ganador del 2º lugar en el concurso “Los diez mandamientos” de la comunidad C&R.No era amor, mucho menos sexo o atracción. Era un enfermizo enfrentamiento entre la lealtad al Dark Lord y el llamado de su sangre derramada. TERMINADO.
Roman feuilleton parodique. . . ou la lente montée en puissance des forces du mal et l'omniprésente et pathétique recherche du pouvoir et de la gloire par les sbires du Dark Lord.
Hogwarts is under attack! A bunch of fun stories about the lovely ladies from House Sparkly Poo... as well as the canon Houses so no one gets left out. Look out, there is a Mary Sue behind you!
Ceci relate les différentes réactions face à un journal peu commun, le Journal de Fictions par Giggle Weasel. Ce journal contient des histoires plus ou moins vraies sur les différents élèves de Poudlard.
AU, AM. Magic is purely fantasy - the stuff of children's stories. Not to Sirius, though, as he tries to escape the Dementor-run retirement home of Azkaban in order to avenge his friends Lily and James, who aren't quite as deceased as he thinks.
Lentement, Drago versa un filet de chocolat sur le torse et la clavicule de son amant qui frissonna sous la fraîcheur de la sucrerie. ... Et langoureusement, Harry frotta son érection contre la cuisse de son tortionnaire. Ça promet d'être exquis... HP/D
To była jedna z tych chwil, w których Hermiona miała dość wszystkiego. Harry'ego, który nieustannie biadolił, ale nigdy nie zrobił nic, by zmienić swój los. Snape'a – za to, że nigdy nie docenił jej pracy nawet drobnym drgnieniem warg, co było niesprawiedliwością najgorszą z możliwych. Dumbledore'a, który nigdy nic z tym nie zrobił.
Harry Potter won the war, but the cost was to high - he's still a virgin! With the entirety of the Wizarding population in England decimated by the war, how's a young hero gonna get some action? The simple solution: go back in time! Sorry, no tag backs!
In this story, Harry Potter characters spend a week doing stuff they wouldn't usually do and saying stuff they wouldn't usually say. NO FLAMES!.
A book of misused spells found in various fanfiction stories that would have various humorus results if the spell were fired properly. Drabbles. Might be complete, might not, depends on if I find any other funny misuses.
Pisany wierszem multipairing z absurdem, który się wylewa.
Czysty absurd w 100 słowach
It would have been fine if the boy had the common sense to be intimidated by him. But no. Snape glares, Harry smiles, life goes on.
On a dark and stormy night, several film executives discussed the possibility of making Harry Potter into Shakespeare. Needless to say, it did not end well.
This is what JK Rowling didn't want you to know.
See what is going on in the Harry Potter World! Starts in 3rd year, actual story part ends near the end of the 4th year. Mostly crack.
Historia niefikcyjna.
Recueil d'OS - Réécriture de pubs version HPDM. Devinez de laquelle il s'agit et laissez-moi vos suggestions :)
Anice tale
Hogwarts schließt seine Pforten und macht mit sämtlichen Schülern Urlaub auf Mullorca? Aber wo liegt das überhaupt?... Oh, das kann nicht gut gehen, aber es war ja auch Gildy Lockhardts Idee...
Disclaimer: This is a spoof off Twilight by Stephenie Meyer and Harry Potter by JK Rowling. I don't own any of the characters. Usually there are two sides to every story...now both stories have turned against each other, all enmity lost to kick some ass
Very au and ah! join James, Al, and Lily as they try to make it in Hogwarts School of the Preforming Arts as stars like their parents. With four different show choirs, and a divorced Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley as coaches, strained sibling relationships, and hormonal teens what could go wrong. very loosely based on glee.
A series of manifestos about the four Houses of Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, plus one more about the school in general.
How a slightly different Hermione might react to Malfoy's racial slurs. Short and silly.
Harry Potter-parodi.Läs om mästerkocken Slejf, om Belladonna Lasagne, om Persimon och Rån och om allas vår Hardu. Om Hårkruxen som måste fixas. Och hur förvirrad är Duffeldåre egentligen?
Hagrid has a web cam and a penchant for leather. My own brain scares me at times...
Harry has ten people training with him, and one trainer - that makes Twelve. This morning, a sleepy Harry gives a few secrets away... Ignores a lot of canon. A little bit of positional fluff.
101 ways to crossover kill, maim, torment, annoy, harass, torture, destroy, humiliate, or otherwise pester the DorkLard Moldywart.
Harry y Voldemort ven Harry Potter y las Reliquias de la Muerte Parte Dos. ¿Qué pasa con la extraña risa de Voldemort? Crackfic. TRADUCCIÓN.
¿Cuál es el prog de tv favorito del Señor Oscuro? ¿Cómo es una reunión de mortífagos? ¿Por qué Voldemort no tiene nariz? ¿Y por qué está tan pálido? Un fanfic de humor descubre la absurda y divertida verdad. Si no te ries, estás bajo la maldición Imperius