Voldemort planea dominar el mundo y para ello precisa de unas tarjetas de visita. Pero Snape le sigue de cerca con la capa de Harry. Una historia tan absurda como divertida. Sino te ríes con este fic, estás bajo la maldición imperus
I'm so tired. This is actual litteral garbage. A carbon copy of excrement. Read at you own risk.
Harry and Draco have had enough of Snape's disgusting stench and they Imperio him into taking a bath ... let the scrubbing, lathering, rinsing, singing and dancing begin! Humor/Crack!Fic. Complete.
Complete randomness mocking the fight in Order of the Phoenix.
Harry has a strange dream...
A parody of Harry's first intro. to the Order.
On his commute home Arthur is dumbfounded by an ipod and the adventure begins
Une suite de drabbles plus ou moins Yaoi selon le bon vouloir de l'auteur avec des révélations ultra importantes et insoupçonnées... oui on ne vous a pas tout dit sur Harry Potter
it's on my hand... my keyboard... my little sister... it's a mess...
I'm On A Boat, by The Lonely Marauders, featuring Sirius-Pain. Song-Fic. Rated for language, I mean, have you heard the song 'I'm On A Boat? Crack fic
So what does he do when he sees all those odes to HIM, the Slytherin sex god? And when he finds himself paired with that nasty Granger girl, his MOTHER?...and Potter! Why, he reacts, of course! Alludes to existing fics & rated T for suggestive material..
Bella thinks The Dark Lord is in need of a holiday so she whisks him away to... Barbados? Written for the Reviews Lounge Summer Project. R&R!
Hey, Hermione en préfète, Hermione en mode folie, ou elle s'est cognée fortement la tête, en tout cas, ça devient grave lorsqu'on ne fait plus la différence entre les rêves et la réalité. 25/25 FINISH co-écrite
Originally I said it was a parody of Archie Betty/Veronica , but I realized I couldn't really do that. So it's not really a parody. Just fanfic. GD/HD maybe even PD some Pansy action! RR
un autre assassin,pas de prophétie mais un Harrybébéprodige, une Pétunia un peu folle, un gang, la mafia qui s'en mêle, l'ordre du phénix qui oeuvre pour la paix dans le monde...
Un chico extraño, encontrado casi muerto por nuestra amiga Luna Lovegood. Los amigos no saben qué hacer, pues la magia no funciona en él. Y lo que faltaba, cuando despierta parece que le ha tomado cierto afecto a Luna, y a ella no le es indiferente...
An alternate ending to the seventh book, where Harry and Hermione are married, but all is not quite well.
Harry veut mourir... Oh que oui... Mais tout ne ce passe pas comme prévu lors de son suicide organiser... Il se retrouve alors devant les trois gardiennes du destin, celle qui décident de qui vit et qui meurt; les Parks. Elles lui proposent une nouvelle vie, une deuxième chance de réussir. Une chance de recommencer à zéro. /!/ Chapitre court Slash (relation sexuelle) /!/
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
A story written for the "Anti Cliche and Mary Sue Elimination Society". A new Mary Sue is trying to change the harry potter universe forever. There to stop her is a rookie agent who hasn't read the instruction manual and has no clue what she's up against.
peu après la bataille de Poudlard la vie reprend son cours normal. nos personnages préférer essayent de se reconstruire une vie. C'est la que les ships les plus improbable vont naître. P.S: Si j'écris cette fanfic, c'est parce que je trouve cela injuste que certain personnage soit mis à l'ecard des ships et des fanfic. Maugrey, dolores pour ne citer qu'eux .
I tend to dream about the adventures of the Hogwarts kids, so here they are. I have a freaky, weird, odd subcinscience, so read this for a good laugh.In this fic we have a homicidal Edward Cullen and a crossdressing Draco Malfoy, and more!RW/HG HP/GW.
AU. Professor Snape Dogg finds a friend in Pomona Sprout. Drug References.
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Idée délirante qui demandait à être écrite. La Société secrète des Animagus non déclaré est en session. Qui en est membre? Qui est le grand maître? Court et débile, mais c'est là.
Okay. This takes place in a monastery. It is not a dirty fic. It's rated K for a reason.
Parodia de los viajes temporales. Hola lector. Si estás aquí, es que estás preparado para leer la historia número 36.842.947 sobre viajes temporales. Si buscas leer algo diferente, lárgate. Esta historia es igual a las 36.842.946 anteriores. ¿Porque voy a ser original si esta puñetera fórmula funciona? La originalidad es para los idiotas a los que les gusta trabajar inútilmente.
My summative project for drama, a short play written by myself and a friend. Contains extreme OOC-ness, obscure references, sexual innuendo, and complete nonsense. Rated T for Totally Messed Up.
Harry Potter não quer ir para Hogwarts, Dumbledore não quer deixá-lo livre. Quem ganhará? Qual o mais teimoso? E quanto a Sociedade Mágica será modificada no conflito de dois de seus mais famosos representantes? Espero que divirtam-se tanto lendo essa sátira quanto eu estou escrevendo-a.