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AU. In a world without Voldemort, Harry Potter is a popular kid in a band, Draco Malfoy is an arrogant yet unbigoted cad and Hermione Granger is an introverted bookworm. It's their final year at Hogwarts and things are about to change drastically. HG/HP eventual HG/DM
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Hermione Granger fights the Curse of Spam. Perhaps she should listen to Luna Lovegood from time to time.
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A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
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They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
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In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
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Margasmille Triste Zorganth has a tragic backstory. She is literally a Mary Sue in waiting for an attractive pair of wizards(i.e. Ron and Harry) to pick her up. PARODY. Have fun reading :)
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Who teachs the Heads of Houses how to do their job? How was in the past? And what if Salazar Slytherin once upon a time had had enough of suicidal, muggleborn Slytherin-Heads of House? What if he refused to teach the next one?
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Shinning Star Lily Dee Lemon is just trying to get married to her one and only love, the hot and dumb James Potter, but in the midst of her happy day, an old enemy resurfaces. (Hint: It's Snape)
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What should have been! Harry & Hermione Romance
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Funny letters from extremely annoyed Harry Potter characters to us, the FanFiction writers, complaining about what we've been writing about them. Letters from: Padfoot, Moony, Snivellus... aah-uh Seveus, Dobby, Tonks and NextGen. [***UPDATE: 3RD OCTOBER 2017***]
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Draco wants to eat something new, How about Paani Puri? Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I am too Poor to own Harry Potter. I live in a very small room, I don't have any money, I dream of becoming rich and help everyone. Anyone who does not know about Paani Puri, It's an Indian tasty :) street food. . Written by Sb PotterHead budgie lover
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Draco vuelve a despertar en el cuerpo de ella, solo que esta vez la pasará muy mal. Y Hermione lo sabe. [Continuación del fic "¡Tengo tetas!" de Cristy1994].
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Harry asks one too many questions of Flitwick...
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BY THE WAY, DELETE MY ACCOUNT PLEASE, COS I INTENTIONALLY WROTE THIS FIC SO THAT MY ACCOUNT GETS DELETED. I KNOW I DID A WRONG THING, BUT I AM DESPERATE TO GET THIS ACCOUNT DELETED.
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Because Quittich during the day isn't enough. House Unity at its finest.
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So basically this will get rewritten like 10 times before i’m satisfied with it. And yes, i’m rewriting it again.
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Albus Dumbledore has finally understood that Harry won't stand a chance against Voldemort. Fed up with "pushing from behind", Albus decides he has to take matters into his own hands.
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JKR owns the rights to the Harry Potter universe. Use of the fidelus charm.
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A mary sue who goes to Hogwarts in a story that puts more focus on her overcomplicated love life than stopping the villain. A really really terrible fic I wrote two years ago. It is terrible on purpose.
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Gordon Ramsay replaces Severus Snape as the substitute Potions Master in Hogwarts. Hell ensues. There can only be one victor, and cooking brings out the dark side of all the Hogwarts students.
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The Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet sends out a special message about the lies regarding the Dark Lord, what a great progressive woman Dolores Umbridge is, and how you should beware non Ministry approved news. Satire.
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Crack AU: If Buckbeak could change his identity then gosh darn it so could Sirius. After all, it’s not like wizards have DNA tests.
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The beauty of a chess piece does not escape this mollusc's notice.
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a magical boy faces a situation
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WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY! HERMIONE MAGICALLY TRANSFORMS OVER THE SUMMER...WHY IS EVERYONE FIT?
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Harry has had many weird things happen to him in the past, but his sorting ceremony is the strangest so far. Oneshot. Slightly crack-fic. Obviously AU, but nothing too major.
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Mostly Happy Potter. Don't worry if you've read these before I have them posted on my Wattpad also 'BornUnderABadSign'
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All goblins are named Griphook. Right? Harry certainly thinks so. Humorous one-shot, inspired by a reddit prompt.
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Either I have been kidnapped by some cult that wiped my memories or I'm some wizard Jesus who is prophesied to defeat some snake faced creep. But with the way these weirdos are acting I'm leaning towards the former.
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I have no idea what caused me to write this.
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