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Hopefully there will be more parts. This is a collection of funny ideas. Like what if the elder wand got accidentally snapped when Dumbledore dropped it? What if Super-man landed in a prison instead a farm and many more. WHAT IF CHAPTER 2 is UP! Katekyo Hitman Reborn this time!
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This is a rewrite of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with Neville as the chosen one instead of Harry.
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Harry Potter, son of Lily and James Potter, brother to Lucas Potter, 'The-Boy-Who-Lived'. Ex-Minister for Magic and current Dark Lord. However, three years into his campaign of conquering Britain, his enemies get the upper hand and transport him to another timeline and maybe another dimension entirely. What will he make of it? OC!Harry & Evil-Ish!Harry
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An retelling of the story where Harry didn't want to come to Hogwarts, and his sass gets him places in the school.
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According to Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Voldemort had a daughter. Fascinated by the ridiculousness of this notion, my friend and I produced this work of art. We tried to be funny, and we hope you'll laugh. I mean, it can't be a worse fanfiction than the play.
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Ron ate something from the twin and somehow figure out the true reason of why Snape is bitter. CRACK FIC
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Shinning Star Lily Dee Lemon is just trying to get by as a secret mermaid. Enter James Potter. Hot, dumb, and utterly confusing. Join Lily as she battles an anonymous adversary, struggles to keep her deepest secret, and falls in love with the last person she ever thought she would. (Hint: It's James)
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In a world where Lucius has lost faith in humanity, his only respite are his prized Birkenstocks. With only the shoes on his feet, he has moved to France and opened a couture shoppe in a trendy Parisian neighborhood. Naturally, Lucius expects to receive only the most cultured of customers. Insert one Harry Potter.
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What if the Hp verse had enough of Plagiarists and wanted revenge, what if the hp verse put the Plagiarist into position of extreme pain or/and humiliation? watch as the Plagiarist experience pain untold before in so many way's! Romance, humor for us Plagiarists haters! for the Plagiarists.. i guess unending fears of hp verse actually being real and more?
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Harry Potter is getting married. He and his odd band of friends are going to America to not only hold the wedding, but also throw the wildest party they have ever seen. The only problem-they have enemies left and right that want the couple to break up permanently. What else will Harry and his friends do but party like it's the 1980's? [Follows Canon.]
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At Hogwarts, everyone has a secret…Draco wants Astoria, who wants Harry, who is really Hermione, whose brother is dating Ginny, so she hates Astoria, who's dating Draco to make Harry jealous. Who is really Hermione getting jealous, because she wants Draco. Who thinks she's a guy.
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Set many years after the Battle of Hogwarts: Billy Slytherin is a troubled boy with a hunger for dark secrets. A disciplinary meeting with Headmaster Ronald Weasley is the best hope to course-correct the boy's dangerous trajectory. OR IS IT?
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Sleekeazy's Hair Potion warns on its label that it can produce "unique results" for redheads. Of course, Ron Weasley couldn't be bothered to read labels. When the side effects of the potion catch up to him, Ron decides there is only one thing he can do to fix it: he has to go back in time. A broken time turner throws a wrench into Ron's plans. And what's this about the Titanic?
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Dobby a un plan pour sauver Mr Harry Potter : faire boire un puissant filtre d'amour à Voldemort... Mais ce n'est pas si simple quand on est un elfe de maison de soixante centimètres qui ne sait pas assortir ses chaussettes.
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Dolores Umbridge wont know what hit her when a bunch of muggle transferees arrive at Hogwarts at the time of her reign as the headmistress.
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The WWN presents its premier talk show; 'The Gilderoy Lockhart Show' with guest, Severus Snape, but why is he on the show? What does his wife have to tell him? (AU) for The Quidditch League FanFiction Competition, round 1! Ballycastle Bats for the win!
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It a Harry Pottet parody. Lily Potter is the Voldmort in this story. She uses the Love Potion to charm James Potter. Harry got his goodwill from father. All charcters belong to J. K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Limited. Storyline is a property of J. K. Rowling and www.pottermore.com.
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i hate myself. so i wrote this. self inserted fanfic beware, suuuuuuper cringy so dont read. boyxboy draco malfoy x myself :p
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TITLE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS Lord Dumbledick The 9th is the headmaster of the prestigious Hogdicks school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Along with his partner, professor Snape Senpai, they've run the school with strict, pseudo BDSM rules. But in the year 1991, The Boy Who Lived returns, flipping everything upside down.
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There was a reason the Sorting Hat didn't put Harry Potter in Hufflepuff
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A small story featuring Draco Malfoy, seemingly alone in the moonlight...
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Misako Mari Suzuki-Davis is a heckin' kawaii Mahoutokoro transfer and an angel in disguise. She also somehow has an iPhone in 1995 and is super famous on Instagram. Misako's divine destiny has led her to Hogwarts, and she must do everything in her power to lead Dumbledore's Army, help the Order of the Phoenix, and maintain her social media presence. Can she do it all? WHO KNOWS.
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Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
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It's 1994 and Nova Malfoy is the grungiest chick at Hogwarts. She recently signed to play for the English national Quidditch team, but chooses to finish her seventh year to compete in the TriWizard tournament. But the stupid cHoSeN oNe naturally has to be at the center of attention, so now Nova has to not only win the Tournament, but beat the crap out of Potter while doing it too.
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Les Niffleurs sont très attirés par tout ce qui brille... Alors vous imaginez très bien la situation dans laquelle je me suis fourré en lâchant plusieurs de ses bestioles dans une banque sorcière, n'est-ce pas ?
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Loralai Mary's fave books is HP. She gets a shocking letter from Hedwig, who is alive, with news most things in the HP are real, though very exaggerated. You guessed it, Hogwarts is real and Loralai Mary is getting her letter a little late, considering she's 21! PARODY, SATIRE, Femslash, Slash F/F, M/F, M/M, Mary Sue/Canon
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"With my last breath I command thee, fire, water, air, earth, spirit. Return my soul to my past life." Time Travel!AU (slight crack)
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In which Hermione is a time traveller, Ginny is a dark lady, Harry has a Harem, Ron is confused and Luna is Luna. Keep up with the adventures of our merry bunch! parody fic, very few if any seriousness with a ridiculously overpowered Harry and Luna, a Naive and slightly senile Dumbledore, and relentless chaos and mayhem.
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ONE SHOT: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.
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A Commentary on My Immortal, the infamously bad fanfic by Tara Gilesbie, commentary by Cocoa Malfoy.
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