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Ron's new obsession with a muggle stationary item has had his friends scratching their heads. But with Draco into the war, would their help be enough?
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In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
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Two books down, let's start number three shall we?
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A one shot and slightly dark take on Severus Snape and his obsession with Lilly. With a late night visit from Hermione, Severus expresses some dark desires that sheds a darker light on the Hogwarts Hero. (Seriously no idea why I wrote this) Not For Children! Mature Nudity, Strong Language, Taboo, Psychological Damage possible! You've all been warned!
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When you die, you think you'd end up on either hell or heaven but in Henriel's case it was different. After saving a kid from certain death (sort of), he is given the chance of a second life and is sent to a world that he least expects it; his fanfiction. Now, he has to live the rest of his life in his weird remake of the whole Harry Potter series. (AU-ish, OOC-ness, SLASH; OC/TMR)
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It's been some time after that Battle of Hogwarts. And Our protagonist is on an adventure promising unto you, idleness, lechery and exploration of the magical community! With no real sense of purpose nor direction, he ventures forth. With his trusty Lieutenant, Hermione of the large Intellect and definately not a harem with him to accompany him - Onwards we go! Smut ish/ Crack-fic
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Henri get's sucked in into world that he created when he was only 14-years-old, but something's wrong. Why does the character seem have a mind of their own. Join him as he lives out the hormonal remake of the Harry Potter series. (Slight-AU, OOC-ness, SLASH)
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Merlin's job is to offer people the chance of a lifetime... Contains time-travel and is a crack!fic.
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Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness
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Short stories, mostly from the Potterverse.
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"¿Y si nos casamos?" le dice Draco a Hermione. Lo que pasa después son un montón de hechos irreales que amenazan con dejar al rubio como residente permanente del ala de psiquiatría de San Mungo. ¿Hermione muerta? ¿Él deforme? ¿Un cadáver queriendo venganza? ¿¡Qué demonios estaba pasando?
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The Auror's new summer initiative is not going down well with everyone... especially when it interferes with summer fun.
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Boy meets girl… Boy woos girl… Boy defends girl from angry ex-boyfriend. Girl gets rejected?
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In which, as the title suggests, Harry uses the same technique, McGonagall used to defeat Vernon Dursley. Oh, I mean, Not sending in a friendly half-giant to scare him. The other one.
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Hermione soon learns why Harry Potter should never be let near a time turner. Now, his convoluted plot has become so convoluted that even he can't understand it. A CRACK PARODY TIME TRAVEL TALE, (inspired by Magical Me)
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The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
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Somewhere in the multiverse, Harry Potter came out a little differently than expected...
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An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
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In a world where Harry Potter is dead, Voldemort is the ruler, and Slytherin students run rampant, what terrible misdeeds will happen to one Hermione Granger?
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She finally got the weird-smelling cat. [crack!fic]
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Was Tom Riddle damals tatsächlich in der Kammer fand.
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What Tom Riddle really found inside the Chamber.
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Harry has some questions for Dumbledore after the Department of Mysteries) (Part 2 of my '52 Weeks, 52 Stories' Challenge)
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Firewhiskey challange Jame Sirius experience some weird occurences at Hogwarts... T to be safe... it's basically just a bit wonky
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Attempted murder, The Last Supper and a series of very, very clever clues pointing to the Philosopher's Stone in this Da Vinci Code-esque action packed mystery!
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An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
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So why did Dumbledore stop drinking? The very stupid answer may just surprise you.
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What happens if overpowered Harry Potter gets a chance to be reborn in AU where Neville is BWL and his parents are alive. Arrogant, Prideful, Selfish, Playboy, Anti-Hero HP. Not your lovey-dopey mushy group friendly HP. Tablespoon of Harem with a teaspoon of crack.
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J'ai toujours rêvé d'écrire une fanfiction Harry Potter façon western. C'est désormais chose faite. Rien n'est à moi mais à J.K Rowling. Crackfic
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[IRREGULAR] A collection of random oneshots based on J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, featuring the Daily Prophet. Most are written for FFnet forum contests, challenges, gifts, etc. [NEW: Quidditch Quirk Times]
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