Canon Harry wakes up in the scary world of Questionably Written Fanfiction. eek!
Parody of Don Henley's "New York Minute" sung by Dumbledore, Remus, and Sirius set before PoA. Give it a try.
Harry's abusive lover, Tom, only manages to keep Harry because he feeds him caviar. How many naughty things can Tom come up with over Christmas holiday, and what do they have to say about Sirius' pay raise? (Slash: H/Riddle, HP/SB)
Two new students come in Draco's sixth year. Their are both sixteen... and the new woman DADA teacher knows them.
a little spoof on the classic "American Pie", now tailored to fit Harry Potter
A spoof on M2M's song, 'Jennifer' For you poor fools how have not heard it, it is mocking how great Jennifer (or Harry, take your pick) is
How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
RATED PG13 for stupidity. Ron has some adventures....
This is a parody so we're taking the mick out of the end of the 4th bk. Voldemort rides off on a unicorn and lily and James are back and we nicked thr title from Shakespeare- twelth night to be precise r/r
An accidental spell cast in a Muggle Studies classroom has all of Hogwarts acting very strangely. Is the Canadian Olympic Hockey team any good at Quidditch? Why isn't Oliver wearing a shirt? Is Elvis really dead?
Dumbledore als Talkshowmaster?
In which the story ends as all bad stories should... *Chapter 4 Now Here!*
Draco has bad news for Ron. SLASH
What's the REAL order of phoenix? To whom does Harry's heart belong? And why are those two psychotic girls fighting again? Scratch that-one girl and one flying monkey.
What our favourite characters do when not in use. I'm sorry the title is soooo unoriginal.
Okay, ja, also, Prolog ist da, unsere Vorbesprechung worums denn gehen soll, keine Angst das wird schon noch Harry Potterig!! Rating kann sich noch ändern. Titel auch. Und alles andre auch. PUNKT: UND JETZT AB LOS HUSCH LESEN GEHN UND EIN REVIEW DALASSEN
Parody of Severus Snape. What would Severus Snape's life look like if there wasn't a thing called Memory Charm? R&R!
Harry and Ron have an argument on the Hogwarts Express, and now Harry needs a new friend: A Chocolate Frog?
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Voldemort ist der neue Lehrer in Verteidigung gegen die dunklen Künste an Hogwarts
this may be odd. my first fic. Lots of odd fics. More coming as soon as I can upload them onto the site. As long as you review, even flames are appreciated
Ummm... a bit strange. Main characters: Ron, Hermione, and Harry. I wasn't allowed to put Curtis in! I had to include The Tiki Thing and some other stuff.... Really rather weird. I can't describe it! R/R ~*~Liz
The Harry potter story line can get kind of confusing, so ive compacted it all into this small story. Spoilers for all four existing books and spoilers for the later three, all found out of the secret folder on Rowlings desk!
HP filk to the Five For Fighting song, "Superman (It's Not Easy)". it's in Harry's POV, he's singing about himself. R/R!!
The two greatest villains in fantasy history square off! Who will win in this amazing battle? Read and find out!
The scene: subreality, the day before Book 5 comes out. The tune: "One Day More" from Les Miserables. The filk: just plain scary.
Ever wondered about the previous offenses of the twins? Here rests a report painstakingly put together by Argus Filch (sp?) of their entire -ahem- acidemic hinderences.(sp? again) Really, NOW THIS IS UPDATED! Actually, it's only part of Chapter 3.
UPDATED WITH A CHAPTER ABOUT QUIDDITCH!!! --> Based on Shakespeare with characters from HP. Please, review!!
Pointless! Simply pointless! Anyway...It's a Hogwartian Musical...yeah... R/R, please!
in the great hall Draco notices a silver thing that HERMIONE is using. a fight brakes out between RON and Draco, Harrys there too! i Wrote this in 5 mins so it's short and it's cute and hopefully will make you chuckle!