The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
This is a strange fanfic that I wrote one day after taking my fish for a walk. PG in case some people are offended by any of the language I use and because of the showing of normally covered body parts.
The Story is finally finished! More reviews please! More of a Crossover with Invader ZIM, but also stands alone. Very funny and very weird! Guaranteed! Co-Written by the one known as "The Demented Writer."
Soo tired. I wrote this, its my first. I hope you like.
The first Grease filk is a bit dumb, and doesn't rhyme properly, but the others aren't bad. Fans of Grease and Harry Potter will like this.
It's the annual talent show at Hogwarts. Is that Professor Snape wearing blue suede shoes! extreme sillyfic
This is basically a parody to Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks...it's kinda funny...kinda stupid...and kinda pointless. Aww..heck! Just r/r it please! :-)
A REALLY bad story involing Hermione and Draco. READ AT OWN RISK!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid! Here come Apixy, Belladonna Fait and Draco's Angel to invade Hogwarts! (Warning: rated N : Not recommended for viewing. Includes D/Bella, H/Apixya,Sirius-gone-draco/Angel) o_O Uh oh.... Chapter 2? We're in real trouble now
If you enjoy Snape's makovers, don't read. I'm depriving him of his usual attributes: greasy hair and yellow teeth. And I hate his new look.
I'm Baa-ak! Yes! This is yet another of my coveted stolen massacres of Beatles songs!!! Chuckle, chuckle. Back in the U.S.S.R., if ya didn't figure it out. And I only put it under R/H cause of ONE SMALL LINE (and there's no Cho anyway) SO DON'T IGNORE IT!
The latest Harry Potter fic, from me and my cousin. Fragile minds beware! Co-Written by Miss Egypt.
Okay, this is how annoyed Harry gets when Colin *follows* him around in the 2nd year.. Damn he's pissed..PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!
SLASH - HET - Mary Sue plays havoc with characterisation and plot in her own special way. But the ending has a twist... FANFICTION.NET EXCLUSIVE! You WILL NOT find this fic on my website or in any archive, ever.
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
A rewriting of the Harry Potter books using Marion Zimmer Bradley's style.
Few of our favorite tv shows done in Harry Potter cast and envoronment. Please read and review. Exclaim if you want more! gimme ideas!
A parody of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
An intro for my series. All characters beware, Severus Snape (the child) has been set free in the word of Fan Fiction. *Discontinued*
¡Hola! New Story! Hehe, I borrowed the title from Jive records, read to see what I mean. ;) This is a Ron story, so be warned. I find it funny, but i dunno if you will. R/R, and enjoy! *Jia*
It's a song fic, a mother's song to her son. It's about Harry and his parents, Lily and James. I think it's kind of sad and it's a short story.
The Philosopher's Stone version of Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" (Which is a parody of Don Mclean's "American Pie") So it's a filk of a filk, really...
PG simply for slight violence (this is Voldemort we're talking about!) anyway, Song by Afroman, this is the Voldie version. R/R
Just a rather silly parody of an excellent TRB song. This was written to be MSTed, so if you want to, tell me in a review.
This is for Megan - a happy 16th birthday to you! Harry and Ron, sitting at a club, having more than their fair share of drinks, and watching Hermione... dance? A Hermione/Dobby (yes, you read that right), Snape/a certain blonde/Fred, and a special mentio
We AREN'T! I mean, only weird English-type ppl think that. But no, not at all. So THERE.
PG because of fighting. Not graphic, though. Draco Malfoy and Voldemort attempt to teach you to do stuff, but they fail miserably. For the first chapter, they teach you how to greet a friend.
Les Schwarz sont engagé a Poudlard pour garder un oeil sur Harry, les Weiss, pour le tuer...et au milieu chante un farfie...
Heeheehee, a song fic about a Gryffindor getting over a certain Slytherin... not D/H! Read!
Just your typical, every day Harry/Draco slash...but the characters don't seem to want to cooperate with me when I try to write it. Mild language, mild slash, and a fair amount of ooc characters.