Sirius is sick and Aphrodite just loves that dear little beanbag...(not)
Sirius Black is hiding out and he's bored...this could only lead to massive amounts of mischief.
Parody of Train's Meet Virginia (sorry if the song's been done before). From Harry's PoV.
**CHAPTER 5 IS UP!!!!*** Well...there are 8 students from Hogwarts that are on a Weakest Link type show. McGonagall is hosting. I draw the 'weakest link' out of a hat (well, not literally, but ya know what I mean) so the person that gets out can be ANYONE
Sirius gets sucked into a playstation game
A parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star"
When Lily Evans find a special present from Petunia in her suitcase, Sirius uses the 'gift' to torment James.
A absolutely insane piece of work. Snape, hagrid and mad eye moody streaking is featured and Sirius, draco and harry have a big huuuge funny slash style argument. mad mad mad. and defenetly worrth a read if you want to pee your pants. reviews will be good
Hermione's Cousin starts to think about how she has changed over the years. and starts to wise up. takes place in 6th year. (end of that year.))
Rated PG-13 for excessive mentioning of different colors of bunny slippers. Very weird.
Just something that came to me when I had too much sugar early in the morning. What if Voldie and Harry decided to battle it out? By playing board games?
Lily Evans has been taunted by Pranks King, the one and only James Potter, for most of her school days at Hogwarts. She decides it's time to turn the tables...but will the tables turn on her?
Professor Minerva McGonagall teaches Severus Snape to be a groovy, peace-loving hippie. Dude, like, I wrote the rest of the story and, like, uploaded it into the first chapter. Ya know? The sequel is "Seveus Snape: The Spy Who Taught Me".
It's Ravenclaws v. Gryffindors when Lily Evans and James Potter get themselves and the whole school into one wacky, fun, and very competitve Hogwarts story. Romance, adventure, and new twists will erupt. Read to find out. L/J!!! read my other l/js: th
Two supposedly muggle girls are pushed through the 9 and 3/4 barrier. One seems normal (if vageuly psychopathic), but the other is surrounded by mystery.. Who are they? What do they want? Why is Draco so pretty? (Pairings: D/G, H/Cho R/Hr)
Sirius' day dream goes a little to far...
Stand aside Harry Potter, Quake in fear You-Know Who. The most powerful wizard in the world is here. If he would only pay attention.
Voldemort is rising. A young basilisk comes to terms with her own world- And her own emotions, developing a distint personality. When it comes to war, which side will she choose? Do all basilisks help the darkside? Are they all bad?
Harry has a godfather, why not a godmother?
Harry has had a bad day, and feels that the only person who can cheer him up is his girlfriend Ginny. Looks like his day is about to get worse...
Hermione has a new computer... What could possibly happen when the Weasleys and Harry come over for the summer, go on-line, find a certain website, and discover the world that JKR and fanfic authors have created for them? Far too much for my liking...
Its a funny story that I'm still writing but I've got about a quater of it done. This is a definte reader for all audiences!
This is a story written about a year ago, I think, but which I've only just got round to uploading. It centres around Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and he experiences more trouble with Voldey, although it all turns out fine in the end. I've filed under
A spin-off of Chapter Eleven of Warriors of the Light! Very un-funny, and no plot, but my muse struck and I had to write it! Ron has a collection of something... PG for weirdness, but R&R! -M.W.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and the Gang return to school for their 5th year, to encounter new friends and romances, while Harry picks up the pieces of his past, and meets the person who helped kill his parents...only to find that she's not what he imagined.
its stupid dont read it, pg for some humping of the tables...no point to the story
This is a story involing everyone's favorite oldschool Quidditch Chaser and his three diabolical friends, who, between classes, lunch and slimy gits, play matchmaker with the cleverest witch in school. Naturally, chaos will ensue what's a wizard to do?
um.. oh disclaimer i dont own the hp characters or the song,hehe but its just a sorting hat song..
Otay, well this is my first fic so....a bit weird. Not very funny in the beginning. The title relly tells you what it is about. ENJOY :-)
Sirius and Snape on assignment for Dumbledore...and the fur begins to fly. Silly, plotless foolishness...and for the record I do not condone animal abuse. Sirius abuse, now, that's another matter...