Alex Rider's shrink got eaten by a fucking dinosaur. That about sums up his life right there.
Ian gets kidnapped by Scorpia on his way home from work and Dr Three is delighted at the opportunity to torture him.
Cyborg Alex from the future is sent back to the age of the dinosaurs. After fighting off Pterodactyls, and befriending a T-Rex, he manages to make his way back to 2021, only to discover that the local chickens remember his mutually beneficial relationship with their age-old feathery ancestor. Well, he HAD been planning to revisit MI6...
Forever my memory would be etched in the minds of my peers as the kid who lost his way after the death of his uncle. 'So much potential,' they would say, 'he could have done great things.' Or so I thought. Turns out graduation was about to get interesting...
Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.
When Alex's next mission to infiltrate and gather information from a local marshmallow factory goes wrong, he runs into a familiar face as he tries to make his escape. A standalone sequel to Cym's amazing Cloudy Mallows (or: Alex Rider and the Marshmallow Factory) on AO3!
One shot where Alex literally walks into nes office to paint it her favorite color and the Head of security thinks he's trying to kill her, again.
Set after SR. After Jack's death, Alex goes to live with the Pleasures. But when his past catches up with him and puts the Pleasures in danger, what decisions will he make as he begins a journey to becoming a full-fledged agent, learning to truly embrace that identity? Rating may change.