Yassen arrives at the hotel room only to find his target dead and Alex Rider standing above with a smoking gun.
Those sugar-free Haribo gummies are great, what is everyone talking about? John Crawley is sick of people getting greedy with his candy bowl. They would have been fine if they had stuck to three gummies.
Alex decides to try his plan to get certain people to quit watching his every move. It does not work out as planned. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 2. Prompt: Close observation.
Alex Rider knows it's time for his usual post-mission interrogation. Walker's chosen hiding place is the bloody closet. Walker's Web Part 11.
Worm! Alex. Basically, one day he finally has enough and a bunch of roaches come in and eat the villain du jour down to the bone. WARNING FOR GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF BUGS EATING A GUY!
Alex and Sabina's date is interrupted by someone from MI6. Sabina, not knowing what the fuck is going on and thinking that THIS IS A KIDNAPPING, tazes the bastard with the new tazer that Alex got her. :))
Can you please do something where Alex deals with an airplane hijacking, but he's annoyed at the fact that it was his flight that got hijacked? [This a fanfiction that parodies airline hijackings with a side of satire. Please read at your own discretion.]
"Questions surround this week's tragic death of Alex Rider, 14, who plunged to their death from the forty-first floor of the Royal and General Bank today. As the tragic story unfolds, mystery surrounds the decisions..." (A more likely end to the flagpole scene, with Blunt making a massive mess out of the situation). Rated M for Gore. Warning: Major Character Death.
Cyborg Alex from the future is sent back to the age of the dinosaurs. After fighting off Pterodactyls, and befriending a T-Rex, he manages to make his way back to 2021, only to discover that the local chickens remember his mutually beneficial relationship with their age-old feathery ancestor. Well, he HAD been planning to revisit MI6...
Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.
One shot where Alex literally walks into nes office to paint it her favorite color and the Head of security thinks he's trying to kill her, again.