Can you please do something where Alex deals with an airplane hijacking, but he's annoyed at the fact that it was his flight that got hijacked? [This a fanfiction that parodies airline hijackings with a side of satire. Please read at your own discretion.]
SCORPIA has to rethink their plan when the American president is fine with a load of kids from some other piddly country over there dying. It's not like they're AMERICAN children, right? Besides, Britain is basically part of Germany or something, if you look at a map. Aren't Germany evil? And they lost a war. What kind of losers lose a war? America has never done that. Pah.
Alex gets transported to the world of My Little Pony. And turned into a fucking pink horse. At least he has people who want to be friends with him. My Immortal-style parody!
One shot where Alex literally walks into nes office to paint it her favorite color and the Head of security thinks he's trying to kill her, again.