Alex has just watched John Wick. He's really struggling with this pencil thing, but if he can make it work, it's gonna be REALLY awesome. Devilverse!
Everyone who's been to Malagasto has a soft spot for Jet. Everyone who's been to Malagasto knows that Yermalov is about as friendly as a snake. How the FUCK did they end up together!
Ian takes baby Alex in for a day at the office. All the babysitters in London were horribly busy.
Those sugar-free Haribo gummies are great, what is everyone talking about? John Crawley is sick of people getting greedy with his candy bowl. They would have been fine if they had stuck to three gummies.
Smithers needs a new buddy to help him with his mission: maintaining the server at the kid's gaming center he volunteers at. Enter Alex Rider, his teen coworker that just happens to love gaming. A surprisingly wholesome fic with our two favorite computer nerds from Alex Rider bonding. Written for SpyFest 2022 Gift Exchange for Guelphbeegirl.
Alex decides to try his plan to get certain people to quit watching his every move. It does not work out as planned. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 2. Prompt: Close observation.
Alex's love of snakes causes a diverging path in his possible futures. Told from Nile's perspective. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 1. Prompt: Characters meet in an unlikely place.
Alex Rider's shrink got eaten by a fucking dinosaur. That about sums up his life right there.
Walker is starting to wonder if Alex is ever going to kick him out. It's been nearly two months and, while it is convenient to Walker's mission to convince him to switch back to SCORPIA, Walker is getting concerned. Walker's Web Part 9.
Walker has been living at Alex Rider's house for a month. Scorpia doesn't quite understand the concept of not paying people. They're not MI6, for God's sake! Part 4 of Walker's Web.
Someone should have told Alex that Scorpia operatives are like birds. You feed one and then a bunch more show up. Part 2 of Walker's Web series.
Alex has regrets and letting these fuckers live with him was definitely one of them. Why did he let Walker past his threshold?
Alex gets turned into a cat by a villain. Yassen is secretly enjoying every second of Alex being a bratty fluffball.
Alex was somehow conned by Tom into going to some sort of mud park. They both end up completely soaked in mud.
Alex has been permanently put off of British food after the Winston Yu incident. Watch as he has a wholesome night out trying out a new cuisine. He'll start with French because SPITE.
Yassen knew that he should have just gotten the overpriced furniture from SCORPIA's contractors. Why did he decide to be cheap and go with Craigslist?
Alex and Sabina's date is interrupted by someone from MI6. Sabina, not knowing what the fuck is going on and thinking that THIS IS A KIDNAPPING, tazes the bastard with the new tazer that Alex got her. :))
Alex gets sent back in time to a high piracy period. There are two things he's good at. Hunting and not getting scurvy. He now has to help the crew get ahold of enough gold doubloons that he can touch one, since that's his way back.
Alex gets all of his qualifications to be a zookeeper in order. He loves animals, okay? Then, his first job is taking care of a pet for a supervillain. Should he call MI6? Nahhhh
Brendan Chase knows he's a scummy person. He does not appreciate being blamed for the Australian Prime Minister's own corruption and blunders. Time to invite Alex to dinner to expose him. Rating may change.
Alex is suddenly body-swapped with Brendan Chase. What's hilarious is that nobody is noticing the fucking difference for either of them.
MI6 never had a good track record when it came to Alex Rider. When his most recent mission goes predictably off the rails, it takes ten days without contact before anyone in London reacts. In retrospect, MI6 should probably have looked a little sooner. Or: Alex becomes an accidental supervillain. Mostly fluff by Alex Rider standards.
Alex gets Bunnicula as a pet. How, you ask? Well, it was a fluffy white rabbit, how much harm could it possibly do?
Alex is finally rescued from his creepy stalker (cough, Yassen keeps following him, cough). Alex has never been more terrified of an old lady with a cane. Major Character Death.
Alex's annual review is coming up again. He has to write a short summary of his achievements for the year. Apparently "feeding a supervillain to alligators" doesn't count - that doesn't seem fair!
Donna Treat has been sent undercover as a supply teacher. Unfortunately she failed chemistry. This is going to be a disaster. Alex can't stop watching.
Can you please do something where Alex deals with an airplane hijacking, but he's annoyed at the fact that it was his flight that got hijacked? [This a fanfiction that parodies airline hijackings with a side of satire. Please read at your own discretion.]
Malagasto gets inspected by the Italian education board for OSHA reasons. How large is the bribe going to have to be?
An electronic remote for the newest supervillian device blows up. Right in front of Alex's salad! He knows that there is no way in hell this guy won't believe it's him.
Supervillian blind date where they destroy a city together to see how compatible they are as a couple. Hint: This does not turn out as well as Brendan Chase thought it would.