A bunch of idiots and a bunch of sane guys end up in a world much unlike their own. The sane men are looking for a reasonable way home while the idiots just fool around and die a lot. Hilarity ensues.
Dude wakes up in an asylum and gets a prophecy and a mission thrown in his face. Hilarity ensues (with lots of deaths).
People sometimes compliment "Soul of a Hero" as a great self insert. It is not a self insert. This is a self insert. Read along as Addiccus Phinch dick punches, pimp slaps, and bangs his way through Lordran! You'll Laugh! You'll Cry! You'll crap yourself and sue me for the dry cleaning bill! Seriously folks, that is what to expect. Poop jokes and Scathing wit. ENJOY!
Jackson thought he was going insane, but according to a trio of old women, he actually had a curse. Apparently, if he didn't get to the rift and stop the chaos in time then he may go "hollow," whatever that meant. This would not go well for him. might contain gore if necessary. (I've temporarily stopped working on this to continue my other stories. Revisions are needed as well)
It's been years since the mass emigrations from Lordran, the lucky few who had wandered its crags for millennia, preying upon the same game with calloused efficiency finally having all left for greater places... leaving those who were too damn lazy to get off their asses to begin with to fight one, final struggle for some goddamn potatoes.
How could the lives of the Dark Souls characters get any worse? Why, if they were in high school, of course. Join Lyle "Dark" Soul and his motley crew of friends as they try to survive at Lordran Private Academy while dealing with drama, romance, and all other kinds of high school BS. Rated M for teenage shenanigans.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next year, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll mince it up and smoke it in a ganja pipe. You've been warned. The language is barely English, so be aware of that.
Because being Drangleic's equivalent of Santa sucks. Merry Soulmas! (Soulmas entry)
Lordran, a place filled with ghosts, dragons, and pretty much anything that can kill you without hesitation. The perfect place to celebrate Christmas. Join me, TMoe97, as I read you a jolly tale from my archives on one Lordran Christmas in particular. And yes, this is a How The Grinch Stole Christmas parody. Seath is the main focus (as I don't see him listed under characters).
The anthology of absurdity returns to claim your soul. An unforgettable journey awaits you in this piss-taking world where each dark corner and unexpected encounter will test your level of anal protection. Afflicted by the ancient curse of the butt-ugly, you will confront your own fears to emerge destroyed in every way imaginable. Rated T for immaturity, and dark (souls) themes.
Following yet another pointless flamewar between the Chosen Undead and Dovahkiin, Morrowind and the Slayer of Demons force their children into opposite worlds to gain a new perspective in life. Warning: contains personal opinions and very bad humar X3
This is the part of the show where i flame the dogshit out of things i don't like and overly praise the things i do (intelligence not included) X3
A REALLY STUPID STORY. DON'T EXPECT THIS TO BE GREAT.
A Bloodbro and a Blue Sent sit down to have a diplomatic tea party together. ...This can't end well for anyone. [Dark Souls II, one-shot]
The imaginary activity log for a Hollowed who isn't the Prophesied One. [character!death]