In the bustling city of Ankh-Morpork, a murder has taken place. Not especially unusual, but such a case happens to be the first for a new recruit to the City Watch; a working-class boy from the Ramtops called Ron Weasley.
What if Lily Potter wasn't born Lily Evans? What if she wasn't born in England at all?
A collection of really random crossover oneshots (although other fandoms appear, each oneshot has DW and HP in it). Ch 1: Moist deals with AVPM Draco in the Post Office. Ch 2: Harry and Vetinari find themselves catapulted into the middle of a rainforest with other young male characters with black hair (The Raven-Haired Young Men's Society).
New headmaster Professor Harrison has more than students to contend with, and the sorting hat has been...replaced. Currently one shot but will be continued if sufficient interest is shown.
"So was recording the white-double any different from recording any other Beatles album?" Paul McCartney looked thoughtful for a moment. "I'd say." The interviewer looked up curiously. "Why?" Paul shrugged. "Because of the wizards, the little blue men and the orangutan...oh and the walking luggage."