In the bustling city of Ankh-Morpork, a murder has taken place. Not especially unusual, but such a case happens to be the first for a new recruit to the City Watch; a working-class boy from the Ramtops called Ron Weasley.
A collection of really random crossover oneshots (although other fandoms appear, each oneshot has DW and HP in it). Ch 1: Moist deals with AVPM Draco in the Post Office. Ch 2: Harry and Vetinari find themselves catapulted into the middle of a rainforest with other young male characters with black hair (The Raven-Haired Young Men's Society).
"So was recording the white-double any different from recording any other Beatles album?" Paul McCartney looked thoughtful for a moment. "I'd say." The interviewer looked up curiously. "Why?" Paul shrugged. "Because of the wizards, the little blue men and the orangutan...oh and the walking luggage."