Traveling through the dimensions after everyone else's deaths in Not Fade Away, Illyria comes across a talking hat that tries to insult her.
She who Must Be Named Owns Harry Potter. W&H own themselves, and others. When Linwood Murrow, Junior Partner of Wolfram & Hart had finished "doing unto" Corny Fudge, Albus Dumbasaadoor, and Tom Marvolo Riddle (Dark Lord-wannabe), he still had one very pleasant task left to finish. He had to deliver some Just Desserts.
One-shot/It was a bad day to be turned into a puppet. Includes Slash and Cross-dressing.