Edward Elric couldn't understand why he was put into jail. The last thing he remembered after falling through the portal was hearing the words "top secret Ministry meeting," and "Spy," before everything went black and he found himself locked up with screaming inmates.
'Too much like Riza', he thought with a shiver as she leaned over the bar to tell him something, "Compliments from the sex god to your right!" Roy felt something shift inside him as he tried to catch the eyes of the one who sent him the drink. His guts sunk. The man who smirked at him, raising his glass to toast him was - well… A sex god. RATED M FOR A REASON, SLASH,
Elsa is accepted into Hogwarts, Ed and Al Elric are there, and there is some craziness. Not complete, updates will be sporadic, due to school and inability to come up with ideas. Kinda an AU for all 3.