When the SSV Normandy is attacked Ashley convinces Shephard to to go with her. Follow their travels as Shephard makes it off the Normandy alive. Stranded on late 20th century Earth what will they do now? AU, Smart Harry, Female Shephard.
After the second wizarding war, Harry and Hermione uncover evidence that magic is not a naturally occurring phenomena, and believe that someone interfered with evolution. They could never realize how right they were and how much this knowledge might affect the future. A century and a half later Harry, the last surviving magical, heads out into the galaxy to search for answers.
Harry has had a hell of a life, he has survived by playing the cards he is dealt. What happens when he hits his breaking point and starts using anything he can get his hands on to win? What happens when magic deals him a new hand? He pimp slaps Mass effect into submission taking shit from no one. Badass!Harry harem!Harry AU!