Some say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. But I think it's safe to say that, to sum up the definition of insanity, you need only three words: Harry. James. Potter. Evil Insane, OP Harry (Crack-fic)
Muggle-born Lucy Norris finds out she's a witch. It's the year 1938 and she alongside Tom Riddle and other students enter Hogwarts. Adventures begin as she sees Riddle's descent into evil first-hand. Argus Filch is also involved in this story quite a bit.
How did Argus Filch develop his bond with Mrs Norris? And, is there more to the two of them that meets the eye? Set pre-Marauder years, when Molly and Arthur are at Hogwarts, this fic is an exploration into the life of the not-always-cantankerous caretaker, Argus Filch.
SI : Comme tous les enfants de ma génération, j'ai rêvé de recevoir ma lettre pour Poudlard, faire de la magie et sauver mes amis en vivant de superbes aventures. Cependant, passé 15 ans, ce rêve n'était plus du tout le mien, et prendre la place d'une autre version de moi, dans ce monde-là, sans soutien, ni magie, c'était non. Et pourtant, on ne m'a pas laissé le choix...
Hermione is now in her fifth year and Hogwarts is under new management. They don't a prove of Argus and Hermione's friendship. Now they must decide which one to punish.
Sequel to One Person's Kindness This story will cover both third and fourth year. Hermione and Argus grow closer as the world begins to darken around them.
Cormac était un adolescent malheureux, victime d'une terrible méprise et d'une cruelle injustice. Mais il en avait assez de subir, il était temps pour lui de prendre les choses en main et de changer son destin. Heureusement, pour cela, il a un plan.
How Argus Filch and Mrs. Norris knew each other.
An unknown number of kittens (and Mrs Norris) have gone missing in the castle. To make matters worse, Fluffy has disappeared as well. Can McGonagall, Filch, and Hagrid find the missing creatures before tragedy strikes?
Filtch fed up with trying to keep the school clean tries a new solution, muggle cleaning products.
Of portable swamps and whistling poltergeists.
Got the prompt from r/hpsmut lmfao its filch and hermione, Watch Hermione weasel her way out of detention with Filch! NSFW, Lemon, PWP
Arabella Figg is secretly a killer for hire. Argus Filch, her best friend, sources the weapons and explosives she needs. After things go wrong during a buy, the two are separated, their futures uncertain. They don't know if they will ever see one another again. Sometimes, all you have is hope. A tale of enduring friendship. SMAR awards: Overall Favourite, Best use of song,
After the boys find out Filch is a squib they tell Hermione about it. She feels bad about how he has been treated by all the students and decides to try to help hm and also be nicer to him. Will she learn there is more to the grouchy mean old caretaker then everyone realizes.
What is life, but the sum of our memories? What is a man without all the knowledge that made him who he was? Who are we all without our brains and experiences? Children? Newborns? Like them, we have to learn again. We miss who we used to be, but we barely remember that person, for it isn't us… it was in another life. This is how me and my best friends disappeared from existence.
Po ukończeniu Hogwartu Nancy Riley przez parę lat stara się wpasować w mugolską rzeczywistość, niemniej nie wychodzi jej to najlepiej. W momencie, w którym myśli, że wszystko jest stracone, otrzymuje nową posadę w znajomych murach. Jednak czy powrót do zamku nie okaże się dla niej przekleństwem?
"Tout le monde croit que le caractère d'un animal est le même que celui de son maître mais, pour moi, ça a toujours été le contraire. C'est l'homme qui adapte son caractère à son animal, c'est bien connu !" Mais après tout, c'était peut-être vrai, non ?
corpus libidinosa, meaning lustful body. what happens when mr. filch comes across a very turned-on hermione after she's been hit with a corpus libidinosa curse? SMUT, LEMONS and a bit of HUMILIATION! filchxhermione pairing
The responsibilities of a Hogwarts Deputy Headmistress are numerous and varied. But after a series of nightly adventures, Minerva was more surprised than anyone when an unlikely friendship was formed.
You only need a bucket and a mop to create chaos.
- Beloved Surgeon and Anatomist's famous last words spoken while feeling his own pulse. A series of double dates and conversations between friends, after the war. AU, Voldemort dies before the final battle, so some are still living. Slash and some mentions of rarepairs.
Hermione is on to something. And when Hermione is on to something, nothing gets in her way. It's third year, and with a mass murderer on the loose and security on the grounds tighter than ever, one would think Argus Filch wouldn't be able to catch as many students as he did (which was pretty much every. single. troublemaker.) Can Hermione crack the case?
Recueil de drabble mettant en avant un aspect positif de personnages que je n'aime pas. 4 - Kaikeyi est prête à tout pour son enfant. Car c'est une mère. / 5 - Un énième soir passé à prendre soin du château, et une énième journée à être moqué. Cela en était trop pour Rusard : il était dévoué à Poudlard, mais l'école ne lui rendait pas. Pourquoi ?
Everyone knows Mr. Filch is the foul tempered caretaker at Hogwarts who takes pride in his job as well as tormenting the students who break the rules. Which causes everyone to steer clear of him. But an unexpected act of kindness from Emily Einhart, a first year Hufflepuff, might just show the grumpy caretaker that he's not so much an outsider that he believed himself to be.
Tous les professeurs se sont cotisés pour offrir à Argus Rusard des vacances de rêve... au Club Med ! OS écrit pour Festumsempra
Sometimes, what ticks all the boxes on paper and makes perfect sense just... isn't quite enough.
Christmas 1991. Harry Potter, in a bid to avoid Snape and Filch, ducks into a disused classroom with its door ajar. Little does he know that one of the men he is trying to avoid has just been inside the room before him; has just peered into the mirror to gaze upon the woman he loves. The woman he has failed to save. One-shot. (one-sided SeverusxLily)
I m Bestiapeluda and this is a translation of the story "En las noches de luna llena se convierte en mujer." Also nothing belongs to me with the exception of my OC, all belongs to J.K Rowling.
Finally at the age of 11 Harry Potter would be free of the oppressive living conditions offered by his aunt and uncle, he could hardly wait to see what awaited him at... Stonewall High. This is the story of how the wizarding world has to deal with one of its most famous denizens not fitting the mold everyone thought he would. Harry may be a squibb but don't count him out.
El mundo mágico es fascinante pero, ¿cómo fueron las infancias de aquellos que nacieron sin magia? Escrito para el reto #51: "Infancias" del foro Hogwarts a través de los años.