A short parody on all those fanfiction stories where somebody swears on his/her magic to prove something. Translated from Russian.
Krótki shot, Albus Dumbeldore cierpi z powodu inflacji. Sakiewka staje się zbyt chuda, aby ufundować sobie najbardziej newralgiczne produkty potrzebne do podtrzymania zdrowia psychicznego. Czarodziejski świat nie zna litości.
Something in the photo caught Sirius's eye. On the shoulder of one of the boys sat a rat. A strangely familiar-looking rat. Shocked, Sirius held the newspaper up to his face, peering intently it, just to make sure he wasn't seeing things... but no. Pettigrew. It was Pettigrew!
Because the concept of a Multiverse means that yes, there is a version out there where Lily survives, Harry Potter is Rose Potter, both are Mary Sues... and Fudge still wins. WARNING: Mature Themes Abound!
When Umbridge finds a set of books containing information about the goings on at Hogwarts and decides to read them to the school and ministry personal she had no idea of how big the can of worms that she had just opened was. The truth is revealed and meticulous plans come crashing down. Anti ministry/Umbridge Manipulative Dumbledore Streetwise Harry
Dolores lays in bed with the man that she considers to be her true father and thinks about things. Set 1995 but before the events of OOTP and in the movie universe. Also posted on AO3.
A little love potion-laced cupcake never hurt anyone, right? That was Dolores Umbridge's thoughts when she brought her box of love potion-laced cupcakes to a Ministry Meeting. But now she has Kinglsey Shacklebolt and Alastor Moody fighting over and Cornelius is about to divorce his wife for his briefcase. How bad can this day get? Warning for pure crackiness!
The wizarding world is getting obsessed with the muggle google. So obsessed that they do not care about everything else. There isn't even the wizarding war anymore. It's a messed up world.
Lucius Malfoy hates Christmas a whole lot, he's not going to change his mind, he's not. He has an epiphany when reading Dr. Seuss' classic character; The Grinch, he could steal Christmas instead, it'd be a cinch! This spoof, mostly in rhyme, details this entire, horrid crime. Starring Lucius Malfoy as The Grinch, Dobby as Max, and a mystery character as Cindy Lou Who, circa 1982.
The most important thing for Fudge is being Minister of Magic. So when his position is threatened, he cannot help but try to fix things, and fudge it up terribly - with Dumbledore's help, of course.
As Arabella Figg keeps a watch on Harry, she notices several parallels to her childhood and his, which is strange, considering how she's a nobody and he's the Boy Who Lived. Who would've thought she was an outcast in his family just as she was an outcast in the world of magic? This is her story.
For IWSC - When Dobby gets some disturbing news, he seeks help from the Creature Council. The conclusions of this council and the people he meets while there, will change him irrevocably.
A young boy from a long line of powerful dark wizards must navigate the wizarding world with mediocre magical abilities.
Quand une tempête magique rapproche deux hommes que tout opposait. Propageant un ouragan de sentiments au plus profond de leur cœurs, formant un lien que même le ministère ne pouvait briser. Venez suivre leur aventure au travers des épreuves de la vie.
Harry destroys the European Union.
Cornelius Fudge goes on a night out and get's caught up in a mystery affair.
Certains personnages n'ont pas laissé un bon souvenir, mais quel a pu être leur cheminement une fois que Voldemort s'est emparé du ministère?
J'y suis prêt . Il a dit cela sans ciller, mais d'une voix blanche. Il a juré et rien ne pourrait le détourner de sa mission. Mais à ce moment précis, il a juste terriblement peur. Fic de la Série "Adieu Severus".
И выжил тот, кто был заранее мертв, А выиграл тот, кто не встал... (С)Борис Гребенщиков "В комнате, лишенной зеркал"
The summer of 1995 was eventful for Dolores Umbridge.
ONE-SHOT. Cornelius Fudge tried to protect Harry and Dumbledore the best he could. He did, he really did. Written for the Houses Competition round 3: Forgotten Heroes.
Ambientado en el universo de Harry Potter. Una conversación que nunca se llevó a cabo, en un momento que nunca ocurrió, pero que sin duda terminaría mal. Cornelius Fudge, en sus últimos días como Ministro, hace una visita a Harry en Privet Drive para pedir su apoyo.
Chapter 1 is up! When the unexplained and unexpected happens at Hogwarts, three individuals: Severus Snape, Miverva McGonagall, and Cornelius Fudge are left to deal with the impending chaos. Things couldn't get any more ridiculous, could it? Rated T.
Short stories of what Fudge has done to keep his position.
How would the courtroom scene in OotP work if someone unexpected had reached out to him beforehand? (Now with bonus crossover characters!)
Here's how it went down when Dolores Umbridge became Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts.
I was writing a list of things I dislike in Harry Potter fanfiction to put on my author's bio, and one of them was Lord Potter, Owner of Everything. It's the plot device of Harry being richer than everyone else put together, and owning estates and houses and a bunch of properties and businesses, and then doing squat with it all. Here's what might happen if he did something with it.
Barty Crouch Jr's demise at the hands of a dementor.
Uh, just a small idea that's been stuck in my head for months that I'll never get around to actually putting in one of my stories. Basically the wizarding world is corrupt and Harry is sick of it, so he corrects it (kind of... not really) and leaves everyone a message before making a dramatic exit. And leaves everything in chaos. Yeah, it sounds bad and is even worse. Oops?
Based on the prompt by sister- the age-old question 'Why was Alastor Moody retired' I do not own the Harry Potter universe. J K Rowling, Warner Bros and other assorted groups do instead, unfortunately.