Sometime between Dumbledore's departure from Hogwarts and the Weasley twins', Hannah Abbott's D.A. loyalty earns her the spiteful denigration of one of her Housemates, and it's up to Anthony Goldstein to console her. Soppiness, social commentary, and Ogden Nash references abound.
Muggle Bakery!AU. Hannah is intrigued by the man who comes by her bakery every day at exactly 3:15 to order a black bottom cupcake.