From the summer before Harry's first year. Snape never considered himself a poet.
Which way will you fall? xx Peter is Sorted.
XD This is pretty much complete crack. Summary: Two beings become human, and hate each other. What happens when they have to work together to lead a normal life? T for... whatever. Warnings: Dumbleowls, and biting... XD
Maybe Cho isn't all that smart. Maybe she just happened to have quite a few galleons up her sleeve? Cho-bashing in a way.
Ever wonder what the sorting hat had said to our other favourite characters? Well, read on and you will find out!
What? No! I can’t be a Gryffindor, I’m not brave, I’m not strong, I’m not even very good at looking after my toad.
Neville as a Gryffindor? What on earth was the Sorting Hat thinking! Challenge on LJ.
Sirius was the first Black for generations to be sorted in any house aside from Slytherin, right? What do you think the Sorting Hat had to say to an 11 year old Sirius? Lets find out.
ONE-SHOT. The Sorting Hat has a headache. "Leave me in peace, Albus," he growled. "I'm on strike today." Unfortunately, it's just before Harry's Sorting, and the Hat is really in a bad mood. Totally stupid drabble, completely AU. Characters: Hat, Fawkes, Snape
One-shot crack pairing romance fic.
Every year the Sorting Hat thinks up new lyrics to present on September first to introduce the first years to Hogwarts. The following poem is what the Hat could have sung one year.
We finally discover which house the Sorting Hat would be sorted into if he was human.
A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.
The Sorting Hat's contemplations about its life.