When Harry sees Malfoy sneaking out at night, he braces himself and follows him, little does he know, he will face a traumatising yet pleasurable sight.
Songfic - Instead of monologuing, Voldemort decides to sing to all his Death Eaters in the graveyard after his rebirth.
The obligatory fanfiction cliches parody.
Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.
Based on Akabur's Witch Trainer game (and the Silver Mod), Hermione is tasked with spending the whole day with *** on her face.
In London, four very different people team up on a jewel heist, then try to double-cross one another for the loot- wait, wrong, uh, everything. When High-Pharaoh Nyaralthotep is summoned by a cult to their dirty work, he finds himself thrust into a universe where Dumbledore is an evil idiot, the Weasleys are scheming, Harry Potter is female, and Hermione is just a terrible person.
A short parody on all those fanfiction stories where somebody swears on his/her magic to prove something. Translated from Russian.
Despues de despertar de su sueño romantico , el grupo se va a howarts a estudiar porque el paro es españa es muy grande , alli ae encontraran con diversas figuras , desde vampiros de crepusculo , hasta superman con mucho humor y faltas de respeto
What if Harry Potter had a half-sister who was sent to live with the Dursleys instead of him? Meet Christine - the elder half-sister of Harry Potter, whose fault it really is that the Dark Lord was defeated. Honestly - what could go wrong? Mild cussing inside - you have been warned.
Megumin Potter was always seen as a delusional child who believed that the death of her parents and her mistreatment at the hands of her aunt and uncle were signs that she was destined to be the Chosen One and had dark and terrible powers within herself. Most thought her mad. Unfortunately, she was dead on. Hogwarts will not survive this.
Hermione gets on Harry's case for not being OP!Harry, bringing up a series of judgements. Harry giggles to himself about them as he sips on cocoa.
This is pure crack taken seriously. What would happen if we replaced Dumbledore with Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson as Headmaster of Hogwarts. Rated T for Language.
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE TO YOUNG OR IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! OTHERWISE, ENJOY MY WORK OF HIGH ART THAT WILL PROBABLY MAKE ME GO TO HELL. :-D
Harry gets blasted through the veil after Sirius and ends up back at his starting point. So he decides to take a whole new approach. This is a self-insert / back-in-time story. Mr. Cringe and Mr. Harem are helping me in this story, so if this is not your thing... too bad. This is a Harry/ Multi. I know! I always start with a few, but it gets out of control every time.
This is a super crazy fic about Harry٫ Ron٫ Sirius Black's kid Abe (OC)٫ and Draco being Squibs. 100% Crackfic
Potions class is underway - and Neville Longbottom and Seamus Finnigan are determined not to feel the wrath of Snape by getting their assessment wrong. Will they manage to brew a potion without enraging the fearsome teacher?
Deadpool drops in on eleven-year old Harry with an offer. Ends in a cliffhanger. Adoptable. Think of it as a challenge.
It was a prayer that delivered a young Hailey Potter from her life with the Dursleys, and It was the Goddesses Kanako and Suwako who answered it. To Hailey, they are her Savior, her inspiration, and her companions. She wishes for nothing more then to swear herself to their faith as thier Miko, too bad she lives in England, and she has magic school to attend.
The Wizarding World is in the middle of an extremely hot summer. Wizards and witches everywhere are doing their best to stay hydrated - and Hagrid is sure that nothing will do that better than a nice cold refreshing Butterbeer. Will the half-giant gets the beverage he so badly needs?
It’s a baking hot day in the Wizarding World. Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to get some ice cream to cook down. Although Harry and Hermione are prepared to spend their money in the ice cream shop, Ron is reluctant, certain he can get this refreshing treat for free with magic…
Harry Potter was told by Death, the truth about Dumbledore, Molly Weasly and his soulmate Hermoine. He agrees to be sent back in time to rectify past mistakes. A PARODY of Cliches and over-the-top character bashing. Everything used in this fanfic is owned by JK Rowling.
¿Qué pasaría si una fanática (con poca capacidad de argumentación) de Emma Watson escribiese una historia sobre su realidad y fantasía con ella? Bueno, la respuesta está aquí y, créeme, es algo surrealista.
I'm joining the bandwagon. I blame Tremor230 for this.
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Spirited away by the to the Palace of Earth Spirits by a mindless wanderer, Hailey gains a rather... odd Family in the form of the Komeiji sisters, as well as thier assorted menagerie of Hell beasts. What will happen when this child of old Hell goes to Hogwarts? Will Hailey ever speak? what will Koishi get up to? and will Satori's overprotective parenting drive everyone nuts?
The name describes it folks!
Down the rabbit hole and into a world much fluffier then she left, and have been freshly gifted with both bunny ears, cotton tail and waaaaay too many relatives. Hailey will seek to do Mama Tewi proud with tricks, traps and, as she gets older, probably as many sexually inapropriate comments as she can get away with. The Weasley twins are gonna have some stiff competition.
Alice never really thought she would be a mother, now its hard to imagine her life without London. The Girl who lived, spirited from her home from the Seven Colour puppetier now walks in the footsteps of her new mother, and the Wizarding world struggles to comprehend thier saviour bears the new, infamous name of Margetroid.
Dumbledore allows merpeople to come to Hogwarts and Sirius voluntarily goes. The tale of the Mauraders begins with Sirius volunteering to go to school on land first and going on wild adventures. He spends time forging his path in a rapidly changing world. The Wizarding world gets intense before Sirius chooses his path as there is war again. AU Follows canon until 7th year
Hablemos desde un punto de vista objetivo y digamos la verdad: estoy buenísimo.