A first-person account of how and why Harry Potter was started. By Voldemort.
Harry Potter+Português+Humor+Parody+Saz,a doida+Tédio+Uma boa causa= Essa fic! Leia,você vai gostar!Tenho certeza!
Warning: This fic is inane and hilarious, in a traumatizing sort of way. Contains: H/D slash, R/Hr
One day in Diagon Alley, Sirius and Harry meet up with Draco and Lucius. I wrote this story b/c I HATE Lucius, and he needed to be taught a lesson. Short and sweet, one serving of justice comin' right up!
Take not a word of this seriously! Pomfrey is in love with Dumbledore, so why is she poisoning Harry? B/c this chick has ISSUES. Laugh your way through it, make it less painful. V. short, just keep reading; the beginning's slow. Small mentionings of socks
WoflieGrl's version of a pretty wierd song.. About Sirius.
Hear ye Hear ye! Hell has frozen over, and pigs fly above.Severus is rooming in...GRYFFINDOR.Games are played, insanity ensues, penguin hunting - now with mentally unstable Sevy! oh, socks are here, too.
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
PG for a couple naughty words. A sort of Xover with Final Fantasy, in which Hagrid starts a new Care of Magical Creatures class with everyone's favorite bird, Chocobos! Insanely short and silly.
Title is self-explanatory....
Snape is on the rampage!
If you like Harry Potter, you gotta read this!!
Great Musical under the influence of Jonathan Larson's musical- RENT. L/J fic. No slash-gay interactions though. Involves AIDS and other problems. Read and Review. and feel free to sing along!. :-) Chapt. 4 is up. yay.
This is a song parody to Mr Bojangles and its about sev. it was done for a friedn adn i want you to read it and review it please cos the story that has the most reviews is sex lies and betrayal and its only cos its more erm i dunno. well please read this
This is a songfic about the entire HP books and the original song is 'Affirmation' by Savage Garden! I believe everything I wrote in it! Just read it! (Oh, and review too!) :)
Rated for graphic depictions of Christian girls cursing things to hell. The Queen of Bubble Wrap is a poem that I wrote about a character in my Harry Potter and the Scottish Icecube Machine. TTFN
A Parody of the song 'The Ballad Of Davy Crockett'
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
The Contemplation's of a Toad, namely Trevor. Trevor's pov of prisoner of azkaban...
One too many Snape Mary Sues has driven me to write this. Snape suspects conspiracies, Dumbledore worries.
otay...this is an...odd story...it's completly insane...i had it up b4, but i deleted it, and now it's all in one chapter...soo...enjoy! and review, please!
Harry dozes off during History of Magic, then some strange things happen.
A small collection of HP poetry using the roses are red theme.
What happens when you mix Norb with Hogwarts? Absolute insanity(as per usual) and lots of fun! It is PG13 because who knows what it will turn into! It will be very funny I promise!
This fic makes fun of the HORRIBLE self inserts that are all over this archive ... every third fic looks like this one. A scary look into the mind of a teen writing an SI. Please R&R!
Kind of parody of some advertisement for a famous brown fizzy drink. Minerva McGonagall muses over the Potions Master's daily routine in the break in the staff room...
An overeager young man discovers a kingdom beneath the sea. (And yes, this IS a parody of Atlantis.)
"He's a CHICKEN, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
Scratches here again, doing my Parody's again. well actually this is a spin off of CrystalStarGuardian's Less than Perfectionis... Just read and Review please! ^.^
Draco gets a taste of humility...R/R my first HP fanfic of any type...