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How will Remus Lupin stop the children from slinging wads around Hogwarts?
AU in which Ginny and Percy get thrown into deep space, and land in the mystical world of Mystical Australia, where they run into a leotarded Harry standing in a deep hole.
Twelve terrorists. One auror. No wand with the odds stacked against him. That's just the way Ron Weasley likes it.
What happens when the two most wanted criminals take what Hermione and Draco love most? While they fight to get their little star back, Hermione thinks back to the time she met Draco.. DRAMIONE WESTERN AU! Written for DFW Halloween Fest.
A collection of stories taking place in the mid 1800’s American West. When Barty Jr. is caught red handed with his friends, what will his dad do? When his mother is dying, what lengths will the family go to to reunite mother and son. Ginny is hot on the trail of her husbands murderer.
I'm going, dan sedikit penjelasan
Another Harry is forced to be married in order to save him, story. I decided to make my own spin on it. Don't like, don't read. That's all I will say.
Hermione has come to the town of Kingswood for a change of scenery, and hopefully, some easy money. But a notorious outlaw runs the crime scene in town, and he isn't interested in sharing. A Dramione Old Western AU.
Menghabisi para perompak di laut Karibia bisa saja hal yang sangat buruk. Namun Draco tidak bisa mengelak, Harry Potter bukanlah perompak yang buruk. (Coba kau tanya saja pada hatinya.) [MultiChapter!Drarry] [Pirates!AU]
US Western / Muggle AU - When Harry is taken from Ginny too soon, what lengths will she go to for revenge.
Someone's been getting to the horses before him, stealing his business, and Marcus won't stand for it. Marcus/Katie Western AU. Oneshot. Written for QLFC.
Western!AU. Oliver is seeking out Percy Weasley for his collection.
Ever wonder what would have happened if an American bumped into a young Harry Potter looking for Station Nine and three quarters? No? Well too bad, I already wrote this. A/n I do not own Harry Potter, I'm just a wannabe Fanfic writer.
"With Alice by his side, Frank feels invincible." In which Frank Longbottom is a gunslinger and has a score to settle, and Alice won't let him do it alone. :: For MissingMommy
J'ai toujours rêvé d'écrire une fanfiction Harry Potter façon western. C'est désormais chose faite. Rien n'est à moi mais à J.K Rowling. Crackfic
It's not a western, it barely even made it past the lobby of the theater, he just had to get away to discover who he was. Everyone knew the ending of the story, but nobody knew the content. When the camera is turned on and those affected are asked, what story will be told? Of that, you will have no control.
"What is it with you southern girls? You can't make the right decision until you've tried all the wrong ones?" Hermione might have been born into rodeo, but Draco was made it. When you have to leave everything you've ever known, who knows where you'll find yourself again.
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Hary Pot goes to Hogwarts! He gets sorted into a new house and is tutored by no other than Tom Marvolo Riddle! Read and see what will happen in this amazing story! Oneshot, complete, winner of the Fan Fiction Creativity Award 911 times in a row, mentioned in Moaning Myrtle's Top 10 Moaning, Order of Merlin (First Class).
Remus never expected finding his soulmate to be so much trouble. Western/Squib/Soulmate!AU. one shot.
Entry 4 for QLFC season 5. Forgotten Families. The Shacklebolts. The man at the door was tall and dark-skinned, but what made him so imposing was that he was dressed in all black from his boots to his hat and on each side of his waist he had a shiny silver revolver.
For my personal use
Dobby busts an explosive nut into a Primark tube sock but gets caught by Professor Dumbledore who proceeds to ravish the naughty elf with his 10 inch magic wand until he nuts into his own sock and gives it to Dobby, who then proceeds to fry the sock and eat it with a side of sweet potatoes. I couldn't stop jacking it when I wrote this story, it's so hot.
Hilda had been smart. As soon as Hagrid left her in King's Cross, she had gone back to Diagon Alley on her own, asking Tom about much-needed questions...leading to him knowing the truth about her home life. Upon getting the right directions and spending a good amount of money for herself and learning more about her family, she decided that she has lots to do. And how!
Gilderoy is a down and out who has become a national hero after successfully capturing a wanted criminal several times. Will he catch her again in Godric's Hollow?
On the stage of the Australian frontier, a story has yet to be told of two young gunslingers- bitter, life-long rivals Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy- becoming stranded far from home, and learn that they have more to fight than just each other. With trials and miles ahead of them, the two find themselves, and something more, while they survive the desert. (Drarry! Warnings inside.)
I had a dream about dis and was liek dis would b cool. PLZ it's my first time, give it a chance- NU FLAMES PLZ
Barty is an unsuccessful robber who kidnaps a beautiful woman when left no other choice. But things aren't what they seem... Barty/Regulus slash, muggle Western!AU. Oneshot. Written for Last Ship Sailing on HPFC.