That's Why We Get Along So Well

Patriceavril • Fanfiction

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Updated: 1 Nov 2021 Published: 1 Nov 2021

I blame the cowboy hat

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#1 Am I still drunk?
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#2 I'm Head Boy, apparently
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#3 It's going to be a year, isn't it?
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#4 Merlin, can they just date already?
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#5 What part of noodle did you not get?
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#6 Don't tell me what to do, James Potter
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#7 Gropee is not a word
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#8 Fuckery accomplished
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#9 Curly-haired cowboy
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#10 The word you're looking for is handsy
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#11 His brain may actually explode
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#12 Trousers are a requirement
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#13 Padfoot smells
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#14 About time, indeed
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#15 Peppermint tea and raging hormones
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#16 Sauceless book search
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#17 Do you like my antlers?
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#18 I blame the cowboy hat

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#19 I'm fine Everything's fine
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#20 I wonder if hobbits wear cardigans
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#21 Don't set anything on fire
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#22 Let's set off an arseload of fireworks
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#23 I'd think twice before taking you on
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#24 Why does this taste like bubble bath?
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#25 I can only handle one crisis at a time
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#26 Kebabs on the Knight Bus
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#27 You have a nicer arse
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#28 Does nobody get how punching works?
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#29 You're about as fine as I am
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#30 You called me Padfoot
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#31 I've been better, but I've been worse
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#32 If you're going to chuck things at me
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#33 The Hobbit is better with chocolate
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#34 There's no hexing allowed at Christmas
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#35 There is no Christmas cheer quota
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#36 The puffskein sleeps at midnight
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#37 None, I hate chocolate
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#38 None, I hate chocolate
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#39 Chapter 39
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#40 I'm appalled but not surprised
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