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15 Apr 2022
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10 Nov 2003
Chapter #127
Whack or Bite (parody of Black or White)
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#1
Fear (based on Fame)
335 words
#2
Treguard One More Time
167 words
#3
No Vision (based on One Vision)
355 words
#4
Genie From A Bottle
297 words
#5
Do You Really Want To Hunt Me?
294 words
#6
The Wizard In Red
300 words
#7
Blue ChromAKey (based on Blue Da Ba Dee)
262 words
#8
Ah Wok's Cherryade
106 words
#9
Lord Fear Is Coming To Town
69 words
#10
Do They Know It's Quest Mess?
313 words
#11
Another Face On The Wall
105 words
#12
I Want The Sword (based on I Want It All
346 words
#13
Last Quest Time (based on Last Christmas
211 words
#14
I Am Eyeshield (based on I Am, I Feel)
195 words
#15
Grim World (based on Wild World)
119 words
#16
Knightmare Mambo Number Five
349 words
#17
It's Raining Miremen
93 words
#18
The Ogre Sleeps Tonight
84 words
#19
Don't Go Breaking My Cart
137 words
#20
Motley (based on Kitty by Racey)
201 words
#21
The Grimwolds (based on The Flintstones)
79 words
#22
69 Dungeoneers (based on 99 Red Balloons
243 words
#23
Dungeoneer (based on Dancing Queen)
111 words
#24
DISMISSED (based on UNCOUPLED)
182 words
#25
Going Through The Potions
202 words
#26
Quest Oddity (based on Space Oddity)
213 words
#27
Sidestep Beyond (from One Step Beyond)
76 words
#28
Our Fort (based on Our House)
300 words
#29
Tr-Tr-Treguard (based on Changes)
280 words
#30
We Didn't Stop The Knightmare
335 words
#31
Fat Bottomed Guards
270 words
#32
Sidriss (based on Sit Down)
241 words
#33
Assassin (based on It's A Sin)
291 words
#34
Pickle And Kully (from Mulder and Scully
310 words
#35
Mediaeval Glory (from Never Ending Story
135 words
#36
Wolfenden (from Astro Farm)
98 words
#37
Into The Dungeon (from Into the Sunset)
169 words
#38
CGI Killed The Level One Guard
113 words
#39
These Swords (based on These Words)
130 words
#40
Floating Skulls (based on Hungry Eyes)
195 words
#41
Go Left (based on Go West)
295 words
#42
Old (based on Gold)
260 words
#43
Filling Your Knapsack (Making Yr Mind Up
256 words
#44
Knightmare Dungeon (Streets of London)
340 words
#45
Letter O (based on Let It Be)
159 words
#46
I Don't Like Fridays
290 words
#47
Grim Wold (based on Mad World)
100 words
#48
Fatilla (based on Thriller)
436 words
#49
Ooh Nasty (based on Sometimes)
144 words
#50
N-N-N-N-nasty (based on Nineteen)
236 words
#51
Brollachan (based on Spider-Man)
248 words
#52
We Are The Walls (from We Are The World)
217 words
#53
Dunshelm (from DuckTales)
111 words
#54
I'll Beware For You (from Friends theme)
115 words
#55
I'll Hold Your Gold (A Whole New World)
255 words
#56
Bladed Corridor (from Summer Holiday)
104 words
#57
Chapter 57
311 words
#58
Girls Just Want The Heifer
184 words
#59
Slash (based on Flash)
203 words
#60
Life Force Pie (based on American Pie)
640 words
#61
Weeping Door (based on Perfect Day)
195 words
#62
Me, My Elf and Eye
295 words
#63
Castle of Knightmare (from Copacabana)
323 words
#64
Three Levels (based on Three Lions)
274 words
#65
Parkmare (based on Parklife)
240 words
#66
The Crown of Malice
258 words
#67
Lissard (based on Hazard)
241 words
#68
Ooh Nasty (based on Who Are You?)
283 words
#69
Call One (based on Call Me)
268 words
#70
Locks and Casper (from Rock the Casbah)
309 words
#71
As Blades Go By (from As Time Goes By)
117 words
#72
Nothing's Gonna Chop Us Now
282 words
#73
Autumn of '89 (based on Summer of '69)
267 words
#74
You Don't Have To Slay A Goblin
171 words
#75
Hordriss the Great
99 words
#76
Why was there a Samurai?
531 words
#77
Smells Like Green Spirit
360 words
#78
Sitting in the Stocks (Living in a Box)
170 words
#79
Walk the Mines of Gore
269 words
#80
Spindizzy (based on Dizzy)
208 words
#81
La Chamba (based on La Bamba)
77 words
#82
Pillory (from Steve Winwood's Valerie)
142 words
#83
We Will Block You
182 words
#84
Darn Helm on Higher (Magic Potion)
461 words
#85
These Teams (based on These Dreams)
294 words
#86
Freezer Was The First Spell-Oh
64 words
#87
U Can't Shut This
526 words
#88
The Chamber's Mined (The Girl Is Mine)
376 words
#89
Parody for Whoever (Song for Whoever)
299 words
#90
Honesty Bartram's Grating
184 words
#91
Bimboid, Wizard (from Pinball Wizard)
240 words
#92
Dungeon Quest (based on Country Life)
283 words
#93
Hall of Choice (from You're The Voice)
195 words
#94
Dungeoneers (based on Gummi Bears)
102 words
#95
The Hun and Lonely (The One and Only)
266 words
#96
Greystaggy (based on Grace Kelly)
434 words
#97
I Am Ah Wok (based on I Am a Rock)
157 words
#98
Jericho 6 (based on Holiday Road)
90 words
#99
Brangwen in the Wall
224 words
#100
Automatum (from the Gladiators theme)
250 words
#101
Skel8ron (based on Sk8er Boi)
313 words
#102
Burning up the Maldame
331 words
#103
Don't Stop Receivin'
210 words
#104
Mireman (based on Mirror Man)
181 words
#105
Elf Shee (based on Elstree)
263 words
#106
Strife in a Northern Keep
182 words
#107
Perfect Quest (based on Perfect Day)
174 words
#108
Magic (based on Milkshake)
65 words
#109
Somethin' Spiteful
189 words
#110
Eerie (based on Kyrie)
177 words
#111
Can't Fight This Peeling
277 words
#112
Series 1 to 8 (based on Allentown)
241 words
#113
I, Treguard Dunshelm
198 words
#114
Series 2 (Anthony's Wrong)
233 words
#115
Faerietale of Dunshelm
353 words
#116
Wight, Boy (based on Wide Boy)
220 words
#117
Dungeoneer (based on Rocket Man)
143 words
#118
Always Look upon Mogdred and Quail
292 words
#119
The Ole Level Called One
166 words
#120
Treg' of Thought (from Train of Thought)
216 words
#121
Snapper-Jack (based on Captain Jack)
392 words
#122
Fleeing Flooring (based on Being Boring)
378 words
#123
A Bloke Called Hands (from Broken Land)
150 words
#124
Everybody Wants to Win the Quest
177 words
#125
Lamp You Left Behind -Candle in the Wind
314 words
#126
Take One Thing (based on Take on Me)
163 words
#127
Whack or Bite (parody of Black or White)
264 words
#128
Based on Mr Blue Sky by ELO
290 words
#129
Trip n' Fail (based on Chip n' Dale)
122 words
#130
Down the Dungeon (from Up the Junction)
329 words
#131
Can You Spell It? (from Can You Dig It?)
214 words
#132
Based on The Hippopotamus Song
305 words
#133
Based on Piano Man by Billy Joel
356 words
#134
Based on December 1963 (Oh What a Night)
211 words
#135
Based on The Wombling Song
202 words
#136
Based on Bogart by Nik Kershaw
303 words
#137
Based on One Step Ahead by Nik Kershaw
586 words
#138
Based on We Are The Champions by Queen
142 words
#139
Based on Nevermore by Queen
130 words
#140
Based on In Some Other World by Wax
247 words
#141
Based on Rhinestone Cowboy
223 words
#142
The Book (based on The Look by Roxette)
220 words
#143
Based on Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3
348 words
#144
Based on Birdhouse In Your Soul
515 words
#145
Based on PoP! Goes My Heart
221 words
#146
Based on Prince Charming
249 words
#147
Based on If You Leave by OMD
288 words
#148
Based on The King of Rock 'N' Roll
255 words
#149
Dolts, Elita (Based on Dolce Vita)
310 words
#150
Based on I'm Walking Backwards for Xmas
247 words
#151
Based on I've Never Been to Me
412 words
#152
Based on Love In The First Degree
186 words
#153
The Red Mage (based on The Red Flag)
223 words
#154
Based on Freedom! '90 by George Michael
783 words
#155
Based on Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
252 words
#156
Based on The Living Daylights by a-ha
224 words
#157
Based on Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
302 words
#158
Based on Wonderful Life by Black
270 words
#159
Based on Leningrad by Billy Joel
290 words
#160
Based on WOLD by Harry Chapin
449 words
#161
Based on Somewhere in my Heart
301 words
#162
Based on The Whole Of The Moon
283 words
#163
Based on Mandy by Barry Manilow
237 words
#164
Based on Don't You Want Me
303 words
#165
Based on Luka by Suzanne Vega
302 words
#166
Based on Merry Christmas Everyone
252 words
#167
Based on Club Tropicana by Wham!
155 words
#168
Based on Freedom by Wham!
356 words
#169
Based on Automaton by Jamiroquai
377 words
#170
Based on Sacrifice by Elton John
221 words
#171
Based on Kayleigh by Marillion
337 words
#172
Automatum (based on Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm)
180 words
#173
Level One (based on The Lebanon)
206 words
#174
Adsum revelanti (based on Abracadabra)
288 words
#175
The Year Before Lord Fear
353 words
#176
Poor Simons (based on Toy Soldiers)
210 words
#177
Hall Right Now (based on All Right Now)
160 words
#178
Quest Time (Nineteen Eighty-Seven)
155 words
#179
Smartbottoming (based on Tubthumping)
171 words
#180
Eyes Without A (Life Force) Face
324 words
#181
Turn To Stone
249 words
#182
Hold On (For One More Room)
312 words
#183
Majida (based on Maneater)
174 words
#184
Massive Toes To Flee (Mistletoe & Wine)
294 words
#185
Hey Now, Hey Now, We've Seen An Ogre
268 words
#186
Dungeoneer (based on Atmosphere)
252 words
#187
Where No One Knows Your Calling Name
244 words
#188
Merlin's casting HOME (from Three Lions)
302 words
#189
Say Ooh Nasty (based on Say You, Say Me)
221 words
#190
Givin' Kids A Scare
267 words
#191
Leering Broll (based on Living Doll)
231 words
#192
Dragon Ride (based on Phantom Bride)
168 words
#193
We Did Have A Glove, But It's Over Now
298 words
#194
Based on The Big Bang Theory theme
77 words
#195
Based on We Built This City by Starship
348 words
#196
From Running in the Family by Level 42
411 words
#197
Fireballer (based on Firestarter)
112 words
#198
Based on Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
242 words
#199
Based on Lay All Your Love On Me by ABBA
244 words
#200
DISMISS (based on Kiss Me)
103 words
#201
Chain Mail Glove (from Chains of Love)
280 words
#202
Based on Twist In My Sobriety
392 words
#203
Based on Lovely Day by Bill Withers
164 words
#204
Based on The Bare Necessities
502 words
#205
UNITE (from You Might by Nik Kershaw)
183 words
#206
Parody of Thank You Baked Potato
144 words
#207
Parody of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop
343 words
#208
Parody of Killer by Adamski and Seal
252 words
#209
Parody of Rush Hour by Jane Wiedlin
116 words
#210
One Sprite Three Levels
197 words
#211
89 (parody of '39 by Queen)
263 words
#212
Voyeuses, Voyeuses (from Voyage, Voyage)
116 words
#213
Parody of Loco in Acapulco
265 words
#214
Parody of Believe by Cher
210 words
#215
Parody of Return of the Mack
295 words
#216
Parody of New Moon on Monday
164 words
#217
Parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
167 words
#218
Letter O (parody of Let It Go)
336 words
#219
Parody of Ironic by Alanis Morissette
345 words
#220
Parody of Only You by Yazoo
202 words
#221
Parody of The Land of Make Believe
258 words
#222
Spell Called FLIGHT (based on Satellite)
206 words
#223
Parody of Waterloo by ABBA
166 words
#224
Parody of Out Of Space by The Prodigy
157 words
#225
I'm Too Scary (parody of I'm Too Sexy)
326 words
#226
Parody of Chaise Longue by Wet Leg
196 words