Prussia Meows

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Updated: 20 May 2022 Published: 19 May 2020

I'm a pizza parlor hostage

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#1 If I Die, Reality Implodes
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#2 The neighbors see me floating
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#3 I lose my pants in a wormhole
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#4 I possess the bathroom mirror
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#5 Haha I'm a chick magnet
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#6 My makeover haunts the croissants
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#7 I turn America into a puppet
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#8 Chapter 8
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#9 Some alien wants to hug me
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#10 I'm a bona fide toilet ghost
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#11 The butter knife compels me!
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#12 I go skiing on the moon
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#13 The Doberman is in my body
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#14 I squat and save everything
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#15 I want to be a bee
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#16 Bondi Blue
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#17 I've got the marshmallow touch
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#18 Something bad is in my laundry
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#19 I grow a bit sludgey
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#20 There's a scaly little me!
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#21 I'm a pizza parlor hostage

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#22 I try on some tentacles
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#23 Now I smell like troll
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#24 I'm sewn into the void
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#25 The urchins dig my butt pockets
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#26 I brush up on my Hyperdeutsch
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#27 My bathtub goes bananas
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#28 The gods find me problematic
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#29 Romano eats my face
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#30 I meet a wooly awesome friend
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#31 My Prussian godliness expands
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#32 PAMNAC
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#33 I say goodnight to my neck
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#34 I have to take Germany's marble
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#35 I'm warned of butt sonatas
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#36 My mind quits this entire century
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#37 Chapter 37
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#38 I find a finger in the Backrooms
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#39 My mind types in Palatino
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#40 My body is smoking hot!
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#41 I move into America's fridge
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#42 My insides taste like pickle juice
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#43 Austria's thoughts are my own
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#44 I can't digest the sun
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#45 I monkey around with heads
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#46 Chapter 46
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#47 I'm more than a dream
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#48 I have a talk with my transcriber
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#49 The subway cult is mean to me
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