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DxD Overlord- Or, Momonga's quest to not die in ero-world
Snowmistys
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27 Aug 2022
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25 Mar 2021
Chapter #9
Calm your breath
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DxD Overlord- Or, Momonga's quest to not die in ero-world
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Snowmistys
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137 Chapters
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Updated 27 Aug 2022
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770.6k words
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#1
Arrivals
5.8k words
#2
Set stage
3.9k words
#3
Dance!
5.1k words
#4
Stumble on shoelaces
2.7k words
#5
Chapter 5
3.7k words
#6
Crash on top of the snack table
4.5k words
#7
Set the curtains on fire
4.5k words
#8
Blame the waitress
4.4k words
#9
Calm your breath
4.3k words
#10
Chapter 10
5.1k words
#11
Socialize with the guests
5.3k words
#12
Collide with the hostess
4.1k words
#13
Fall on top of her
3.8k words
#14
Grope her chest by accident
4.5k words
#15
Q&A nr1
656 words
#16
Get escorted out
5.2k words
#17
Return home
4.2k words
#18
Take off your shoes
3.8k words
#19
Fall into your bed
5.2k words
#20
Realize the stove was left on
5.7k words
#21
Fall over when running to kitchen
3.7k words
#22
Find candy under the mat
4.4k words
#23
But the candy was covered with hair
4k words
#24
Also, the pizza is burning in the oven
4.8k words
#25
Figure out you could still eat it
4k words
#26
Find a burrito in the fridge
4.7k words
#27
And a pretzel in the sofa
4.4k words
#28
Sit down for a midnight snack
9.9k words
#29
Hear a knock on the door
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#30
Q&A nr2
4.3k words
#31
Its the inquisition, you're under arrest
4.5k words
#32
Pull out a uno card
3.1k words
#33
The inquisitor is under arrest
5.3k words
#34
See a police car drive into your yard
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#35
Its a hostage situation
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#36
But the hostess sent the mafia after you
5.3k words
#37
Its a three-way fight
3.4k words
#38
And the front yard is on fire
4.2k words
#39
Give the hostage a gun
6.3k words
#40
But mafia pulls out a rocket launcher
5.6k words
#41
The police calls in an airstrike
6.3k words
#42
Grab a can cannon and a living squid
6.4k words
#43
The Police and Mafia run away in horror
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#44
Hostage-inquisitor bats her eyelids
4.9k words
#45
Q&A nr3
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#46
Turns out she's into squid S&M
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#47
Show her to your S&M dungeon
7.8k words
#48
Wine and dine her
6.2k words
#49
It turns out she has a daughter
3k words
#50
Who happens to be your girlfriend
4.4k words
#51
Call her for a threesome
5.3k words
#52
Escape as she pulls out a strap-on
3.9k words
#53
Slip on the squid
5.1k words
#54
Get dragged back to the S&M dungeon
5.5k words
#55
Take cover as you hear a closing whistle
6.3k words
#56
Police air-strike levels your house
5.1k words
#57
Question why police have dive-bombers
4.7k words
#58
Find out it's mostly for invasive hogs
3.4k words
#59
Make a campfire from the debris
6.9k words
#60
Q&A nr4
1.7k words
#61
Notice that a crowd gathers around it
6k words
#62
Sing along as they sing trail songs
5.9k words
#63
But the guy with the banjo is sus
5.9k words
#64
Wiretap his banjo
7.4k words
#65
Banjo-guy turns out to be your side-girl
6.2k words
#66
Slip into the woods with her for a romp
6.9k words
#67
Your girl and the inquisitor join in
11k words
#68
Wake up the next morning to hear 'news'
4.6k words
#69
Run from your responsibilities
7.1k words
#70
Dread it
6k words
#71
Try to haggle with it
5.3k words
#72
But the alimony always arrives
5.9k words
#73
(Do not) take responsibility
6.9k words
#74
But the campers turn out to be a cult
7.2k words
#75
Q&A nr5
482 words
#76
Try to convince them that you're useful
4.5k words
#77
They believe your theoretical degree
6.3k words
#78
Conscript them as a construction crew
6.5k words
#79
Start re-building your home
5.7k words
#80
But the foundations start to shake
4.5k words
#81
Turns out your home became leaning tower
6.9k words
#82
Try to advertise it as landmark
4.4k words
#83
But a riot forms on your courtyard
7.9k words
#84
Hope that it goes away if you ignore it
5.5k words
#85
Turns out it doesn't
8.3k words
#86
Blame the architect
4.5k words
#87
Remember that you designed the house
6.5k words
#88
Have emergency meeting with your mirror
3.5k words
#89
Decide to face the blame
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#90
But put in a fake name in the document
3.1k words
#91
But the name was taken
5.6k words
#92
Hit the 'randomize name' button instead
5k words
#93
Wonder why 'God-Emperor' was an option
8k words
#94
Try to live up to the name
2.6k words
#95
Trust the Praetorian Guard
4.6k words
#96
it works surprisingly well
5.5k words
#97
if you delude yourself
5.9k words
#98
The Council of Nicaea seems to assemble
6k words
#99
Traitor (Hero?)
7.8k words
#100
Get stabbed by the Praetorian Guard
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#101
The senate cowers in fear
7.8k words
#102
The body falls, but the mind is strong
6.3k words
#103
Er, no, the mind is gone as well
7.2k words
#104
Try to perform CPR on it
7k words
#105
It causes an ahegao face
6.4k words
#106
Take a picture of it for later use
7.8k words
#107
Rearrange the expression
8.7k words
#108
Chapter 108
8.4k words
#109
Order plebeian purge to distract senate
7.5k words
#110
Chase after the Praetorian Guard
6.5k words
#111
Realize you're seriously out of shape
5.8k words
#112
The Praetorian Guard pulls a victim card
6.9k words
#113
Try to make an excuse
6.1k words
#114
It doesn't work, activate plushie shield
8.2k words
#115
Use ahegao-picture to confuse onlookers
4.7k words
#116
Make a run for it, get caught
4k words
#117
Get sentenced to 10000 years
7.6k words
#118
Assert your dominance in the prison
5.7k words
#119
Check your prison wallet
7.3k words
#120
Mingle with the prisoners
4k words
#121
Step on a cat's tail
4.5k words
#122
The cat's owner jumps at you
7.3k words
#123
Resist and bite (but she is into it)
9.3k words
#124
Make a escape plan
5.8k words
#125
Prisonbreak turns into mindbreak
3.7k words
#126
Prop up mind-break victim as mannequin
8.1k words
#127
Chapter 127
8.6k words
#128
Stare at it
7.6k words
#129
It pulls a nuke from between its breasts
8.1k words
#130
But nukes are over-telegraphed
7.9k words
#131
Dodgeroll the nuclear blast
9.3k words
#132
The nuclear blast forms an advert
6.5k words
#133
It is a PSA about not getting stabbed
5.2k words
#134
Bury the people who got caught in blast
6.1k words
#135
The mass grave causes psychosis
4.8k words
#136
The corpses creep you out
6.7k words
#137
Dive under kotatsu to calm down
4.2k words