50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape

Lupa Dracolis • Fanfiction

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Updated: 15 Feb 2011 Published: 31 Oct 2009

Yes, we have no bananas

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#1 Snivellus
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#2 Greasy hair
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#3 Good times with Padfoot
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#4 Ditto with Moony and Prongs
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#5 Give him a tail
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#6 Nickname him Slimebomb
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#7 Howl at him
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#8 Charm a bottle of shampoo to follow him
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#9 Send him valentine's cards
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#10 Call him 'beaky'
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#11 Charm his hair orange
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#12 Rick roll him
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#13 Smile a him
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#14 Have you done something with your hair?
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#15 Advise him on his hair
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#16 You dropped your pocket
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#17 Goodbye, 4th wall
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#18 Superglue
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#19 Superglue part II
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#20 Blame it on your twin
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#21 Claim to be your twin
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#22 Yes, we have no bananas

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#23 Would you like fries with that?
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#24 House of horrors
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#25 Decorate his classroom
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#26 And the Slytherin common room
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#27 Charm his robes
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#28 Roar at him
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#29 Sir! Sir!
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#30 You and me both, buddy
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#31 As only a true poet would say
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#32 Giggle at the word 'potion'
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#33 Changing expressions
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#34 Love potion
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#35 Sir! What? What?
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#36 Perm him
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#37 Make him lose the game
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#38 Sneeze
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#39 Look! Me too!
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#40 Jelly baby?
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#41 Notes in his shower
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#42 Notes part II
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#43 Dungeon Master
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#44 Yes? No
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#45 Compare him to Alan Rickman
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#46 Under the weather
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#47 I surrender!
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#48 Love notes
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#49 Spittle
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#50 Minus points are a GOOD thing
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