Amu is stuck in a loveless marriage and turns to a dating website for help. Ikuto is wanting to make his wife jealous by recruiting the help of an unsuspecting woman looking for love the internet. Will Amu escape the confines of her life? Or is she doomed to be unloved forever. Will Ikuto succeed in his stupid plan? Read to find out! Based on the song Pina Colada by Rupert Holmes.

Amu is sent to be married to the king of Seiyo as a gift from her country. Unfortunately, on her journey to the kingdom, she falls in love with her escort who promises to rescue her...eventually. Will she fall for the mysterious king? Or will her first love return to claim her? Inspired, but not based, on the musical "The King and I".